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So. Wait. Did Sesame Street just get nixed? Because. Mitt is about to have a whole mafia of toddlers after him. #keepelmo
I hope these people realize that the antlers don't even make their vehicles look like reindeer.
I'm eating ice cream in the bathtub if that tells you anything.
In the spirit of promoting self love, I would just like to say that I really like my eyebrows.
Do you guys realize how fairy tales pretty much all revolve around murder and tragedy...
OH. I get it. You have to mutually follow to direct message. It only took me 6 month for that to register.
Candy Crowley and Felix Baumgartner should get married and talk about who has the biggest balls.
Should I be "Jeremy the college grad" or "A Binder full of women" for Halloween?
UGH, hang on I gotta finish the laundry and take my apron off before I can finish watchin' my program on the television.
Somewhere, I am in a binder.