nigerian auntie to me "what do you study? medicine? pharmacy? dentistry? law?"...."no creative writing"..."it's ok there's still time"

RT @oyoyoyin: Nigerians are good but USA are gooder if that makes sense | http://t.co/zPc5ZwWc

still can't get over it. RT @mrpolo_: This is beautiful!! http://t.co/jwhfGecp”

too many people rely on them. RT “@afrotonomy: African America women have the lowest suicide rate in the US.”

dear rob, is annie okay?

Queen Liz. no fucks given. ever. http://t.co/w4EjgI9O

RT “@flylusi: 33 and still on the ROAD TING...lol...jus b a zebra crossing init”

RT @ihatefeds: I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU CLOCKED HOW FUNNY THIS PICTURE WAS SO I'VE RE-POSTED IT. http://t.co/qQnSkr6w

1. RT “@femivii: One time I choked on shaki and saw directly into the future.”

-----> RT “@zafiraimae: I don't think some guys understand the power held in tailored suits.”

Oi @viimillion, laugh with me http://t.co/lhmd483L

I am crying. microsoft paint needs to be banned in west africa pic.twitter.com/Z1Jvf7Sv

RT @whitthatsit: People pick one bible passage to live by and then Ray Charles others you know, drop me out.

I'm pmsl but.... da fuq I just read yo. RT "@joe_mtmmg: I'M DONE! I PHYSICALLY CANNOT ANYMORE! http://t.co/HnFnlJqS"

MY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSETTTTTT RT “@mrpolo_: You can’t say the oriental kid want to give Tulisa the D…VD LOOOOOOOOL”

Dad: oh which boyfriend are you texting?

me: ermm none. I don't even have 1, let alone options.

Dad: has this haircut made you gay?

#

britain to americans pic.twitter.com/uBnGhNlO4r

RT @chinaboytellem: Jay-Z should make a bottled water company called H2 the Izz 0. #showerthoughts

ahhhhhh-min. RT “@onneleiamind: Don't change your body permanently just because you want to suit a boys short term fad and desire”

#CHAMP. RT “@thevujanic: Guy throws house party in Ikea: http://t.co/qIIjTyJ7 .... IM SORRY BUT THIS IS TOOOOO GENIUS OF AN IDEA! AHAHAHHA!”