Has anybody thought that maybe Tiger Woods is pretending to be a playboy billionaire as a front for vigilante crimefighting?

Kansas State: 12,000 men. 1 haircut.

I'm in the point of my job search where I submit my CV tied to a brick through a window.

South Carolina has officially elected Mark Sanford's ex-wife a total bitch.

There's an actual Andrew Wiggins that may go to KU? He is no Ender!

Wow, KU fans. I get it now.

KU vs Iowa State is the most heated rivalry in the Big 12, until some other conference poaches more of our teams.

The one day a year that commercials are tolerable and they won't cut to commercial.

It's time for Xmas shopping at my favorite place: The liquor store!

I can't tell if its raining and thundering, or toading and sulfuring.

I've got a Game of Thrones boner. I call it a Throner.

@jeremyinkc Yet being in the same country as Casey Anthony? Kind of hot!

Lent celebrates the time in Jesus' life when he went into the desert to do P90X to get super ripped for his crucifixion.

New website idea: it's Pinterest for men. I call it Pornterest TM.

"Tiger" has a new goatee. http://bit.ly/bveEv8 Clearly Evil Tiger has won the internal battle of supremacy.

Conversational birth control commercials are starting to freak me out.

As Jesus went to the desert to battle the devil, the devil greeted Him, 'You know where you are? You in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!'

Pete Campbell's hairline is my biggest fear.

Every rose has its thorn.
Just like every toy gets run over in the garage.

@fmanjoo You should make Manjoo Shampoo. I'd buy that.