20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

@emmythomps Like @queen_uk and @mrsstephenfry you give me value in my time line :)

Swapped my girlfriends tampons with party poppers.Absolutely no sense of humor that girl!

There seems to be a new breed of prestige car driver that gets some perverse pleasure playing chicken with Royal Mail vans in country lanes.

FrostClick: FrostWire Creative Commons Mixtape Vol. 3  http://www.frostclick.com/wp/index.php/2013/01/01/frostclick-frostwire-creative-commons-mixtape-vol-3/ … via @frostclick

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka costs less,
Than dinner for two.

@androidsocmedia FXcamera has now been updated to go full screen on a tablet :-P

The sorry tale of my Motorola Xoom Android 3G tablet that's not as advertised on ebay and sold by ecell http://tinyurl.com/5tljwc8 gutted

Looks like I might have a battle on my hands after I brought my 3G unlocked Xoom from here http://tinyurl.com/66zb3yh

@dapswebsite I came here looking for daps. Daps are what we call trainers in Wales ;)

What has the town come to? - http://moby.to/8c9akc

Wondering if my life can get much better, soaked through to the skin, water running down my butt crack the last two days and IKEA tomorrow!

12 nut sacks and a pair of fat balls, sounds like a porno promo, when in fact it is the list of bird food hanging on our back fence :)

Thanks @HardiePenny the time has come for eye bleach  http://bit.ly/17ZmdkS 

Thank you for your order for #BT Infinity 2, our engineer will call an hour before arrival #Fail Next appointment is June! @bt #FAIL

@breezenhants Beer.

@breezenhants How about this flag fail in a local village pic.twitter.com/lQG43HkCrr

Windows 8 pro for around a tenner legally from Microsoft ? Some mistake surley, nope it's kosher  http://bit.ly/Pdc7Xn 

@paulanthony38 I have a 10inch tablet, Xoom for a kid and portability I think the 7" form factor is the way to go, lot of friends with N7

RT @chiraag_g: Duffmobile gets more paint! http://t.co/uG78rA45 A real pimpmobile ^o^