Iceland vs. the rest of the western world.  http://zite.to/RLNmnj 

Just knighted myself.

RT this to cheer up your twitter feed: #democrat #gaymarriage #womensrights #animalrights #legalizeit #namaste #DragonCon #poot #masstransit

Ever eaten a Hot Pocket in a Hot Topic? It's the new eating broccoli at Sears.

Always remember: There's an "ogre" in "progress."

Here's how they got him:  https://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx 

"I want to hear another 'said no one ever' joke" - said all the people all the time, apparently

Osama Bin Laden died?

Cool vanity plate: http://t.co/mP89vaLC

ATLANTA FLASH MOB ALERT — Bring your car to 285/85N/85S/75N/75S/Peachtree Industrial/ Buford Hwy today around rush hour. Wear green. Scowl.

COOL HYPOTHETICAL:
Tony Danza, Judith Light, Bruce Springsteen and your boss all dial into a conference call.

Who really IS the boss?

The House Across From Westboro Baptist Is Getting a Rainbow Pride Paint Job Right Now  http://zite.to/WCK9rx 

I bet C.C. Deville could have made Fleet Foxes sound good.

"What does atoll mean?" — philosophizing sailor whose maritime vocabulary isn't quite up to snuff

Just watched "Indie Game: The Movie." Awesome doc. Reminded me of @atlantarican @games4breakfast and @tettix. Hope those guys keep at it.

It's cool taking a happy cat and putting him out in the rain for a bit so he understands emotions, weather, holidays. Being thankful.

I was super stoked to vote YES on Prop. 3495 (replace all leaf blowers with giraffes). Awesome!!!

$4 gas is such a hot button issue. Apparently nobody uses their Kroger Plus cards?

I'm hearing the sounds of a scooped out Mesa Boogie and it's all crushing me to death in the most beautiful way.

70's = pet rock / 80's = Teddy Ruxpin / 90's = Furby / 00's = Eminem / 10's = pet paperclips / 20's = Snoopy talking underwear