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My fortune cookie said "Outlook not good" so I switched to Gmail.
sext: I have all 5 Exodia cards.
Just a tip - if you don't change your Halloween name on twitter back to normal after midnight tonight you'll DIE.
Your hair looks like a stray pube, Charlie Brown.
Vacation because I VACATE my home and SHUN everyone I know for a few days.
Imagine lining up a bunch of guys with boners and then hitting them with a thing like it's a big penis xylophone.
It's Parasite Eve, not Parasite Steve.
Hey! Read this thing I wrote for @lasertimeshow - SPOILER - I put the 'end' in Friends http://www.lasertimepodcast.com/2014/09/28/the-rest-of-the-story-friends-edition/#more-11593 …
Sure a 20 year old just got on SNL but I'm 29 and sit on my couch doing nothing every night so come at me when you get a couch bro.