Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Imagine lining up a bunch of guys with boners and then hitting them with a thing like it's a big penis xylophone.
Dudes dressed as Spider-Man - you're much braver than I, showing everyone your weiner.
You could make a commercial about anything (mowing the lawn, baking a pizza) and if you put "Cialis" at the end, people would just nod.
It's New Years Eve not New Years Steve.
I like my lines like I like my men - lasting less than 5 minutes and short.
I'm having a real problem misreading Goat Simulator as Goat Stimulator. Very different game.
If I die in a landslide and you don't play Landslide at my funeral I'll haunt you.