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don't have kids
i don't understand how the Greek economy is in the shitter when their yogurt seems to be selling so well.
I wonder if 50 Cent albums will ever be recorded in English.
has anyone ever really had their politics converted on twitter? seriously? if 140 chars change your beliefs, they weren't very solid beliefs
"Come over and tolerate my nude children and terrible cooking. I'm so fucking lonely." -what my dinner invitations really mean.
Tip: If you're ever waiting for a porta-potty, and the guy using it says "sorry" when he comes out, USE A DIFFERENT CRAPPER!
middle class republicans make as much sense as black neo-nazis
"we're not defined by our sexuality..." until someone's called a fag.
i'm sure we'll put tighter restrictions on the purchase of pressure cookers, nails, and ball bearings before we have any REAL gun control
Maybe playing Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches at work was not the best choice.
@jonnyrotten79's conditioning coach and photographer. It's cool, I can say that. I'm Mexican.