If Lebron wins that ring, I'll be convinced that the world is ending in 2012

some of you are tweeting unrealistic #IfWeDate tweets.. because when i actually saw you dating someone, you ain't living up to it.

#TweetLikeAGirl Looking hella hurt, but oh well.

*posts beautiful picture of self; possibly fishing for compliments*

RT @pornhub: Retweet this if there's someone you follow & who follows you that you would like to fuck

Twitter gives me better updates than ESPN. 😒

I like hoodies. Fuck summer.

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

I swear, there are so many cute couples at BC. I wanna die inside

Robin Thicke is one fine man.

no one knows how excited i am for Iron Man: 3

Depression is a side-effect of dying.

I like rap music and bacon.

#TweetLikeAGirl I want my boyfriend to be like my best friend too.

*best friend likes her, she turned him down*

how do you argue in sign language? RT @irespectfemales: I hate fighting with the one person I wanna talk with the most.

@melanieiglesias it'd be rude to punch you though.

#TeamKehaulani

next time you’re feeling like shit, remember that sloths don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct..
you can afford to take a nap

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

do you ever think of someone and all of a sudden get really happy because their mere exsistence is a source of joy to you.

The Oreo commercial >> 😂😂😂😂