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Over on Univision: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
I WANT TO THANK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL #reznor #oscars
Sylvia Plath's Easy Bake Oven #DepressingToys
Anyone waiting for a hockey riot in Los Angeles should realize they film all that in Vancouver.
24 hours ago we had justice, abortion and the San Diego Padres hitting.
HUELL DIED ON THE WAY TO HIS HOME PLANET
Chicago will retire the old Blackhawks logo after this Cup run, replacing the noble savage with the face of Johnny Depp.
"Merry Christmas. See you in 1985." #WhatIThinkAretheLastLinesInBooksIHaveNotRead
I want Yasiel Puig to carve "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" into his bat.
If I wanted to see Geraldo Rivera shirtless I'd go back in time to 1978, lure him into a bathhouse and shoot him there.
Jason Kidd has retired. The only active player left from NBA JAM Tournament Edition is Bill Clinton.
The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen will do to your brain in one hour what took drugs 25 years to do to Charlie Sheen's.
So, which three dead newspapers will visit the New York Post in two weeks?
The New York Jets quarterback battle is being won by the Viet Cong.
Dick Van Dyke's full name is Penis Van Dyke.
The ice cream truck confused me tonight by playing The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.
Can we get Joe Buck and Tim McCarver to Shut Up For Cancer?
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