Over on Univision: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

I WANT TO THANK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL #reznor #oscars

Sylvia Plath's Easy Bake Oven #DepressingToys

Anyone waiting for a hockey riot in Los Angeles should realize they film all that in Vancouver.

"Merry Christmas. See you in 1985." #WhatIThinkAretheLastLinesInBooksIHaveNotRead

Jason Kidd has retired. The only active player left from NBA JAM Tournament Edition is Bill Clinton.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen will do to your brain in one hour what took drugs 25 years to do to Charlie Sheen's.

Dick Van Dyke's full name is Penis Van Dyke.

The ice cream truck confused me tonight by playing The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

Can we get Joe Buck and Tim McCarver to Shut Up For Cancer?

My World Series Prediction: 19 Dead, 27 Injured.

WHO WILL WIN: IMPLICIT RACISTS OR EXPLICIT RACISTS?

I learned about Anne Frank from the "MTV Diary" of Anne Frank. I thought I knew, but I had no idea...

NO FAIR! THIS IS CSI LAS VEGAS. PLAY CSI NEW YORK!!!

It was the right thing to do, and the right way to do it. #QuakerErotica

Best Libertarian Fantasy Written While On Unemployment #FakeHugoAwardCategories

My Super Bowl ad was banned for treating women with respect.

"Colin Kaepernick, what are you going to do now?" "MY SON HAS AUTISM!!!" #SuperBowlAds

I liked it better when Alec Baldwin played Paul Ryan.

He Hate Me Because Of My Sexual Orientation #XFLGBTblogs