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The biggest factor in attraction to me is similar taste in music like ok hello you're cool automatically
I couldn't care less but if I could I would
Keystone, yes bitch I need you
Funny how it's called "taking" a dump when what you're actually doing in the bathroom is lines of coke.
The real question is does anybody listen to the mayor of New York City anymore?
This cat and mouse game always starts the same
If Sam Smith and Lana Del Rey ever met, their collective sighs would blacken the world and the entire philosophy of happiness will die.
Nashvilllllllle. Comin' to ya January 2nd and 3rd. Get yo' tickets, what are you crazy??? http://zaniesnashville.laughstub.com/event.cfm?id=362194 … pic.twitter.com/tWhvX7BBoW
[friend drops off deli order]
Son: why does no1 know what I'm about or know what I like??
Yes, bc not liking beef is a serious tragedy, kid.
*enters pet store*
Yes, I'd like to return this snapping turtle. He's defective.
How is he supposed to snap without thumbs?
The main ingredient in the appeal of some is alcohol.
According to the classic TV version of Rudolph, 95% of the inhabitants of the North Pole, including Santa himself, are fucking assholes.
"I'm married, that's not a problem is it?"
First date questions
Not enough people are spontaneously combusting these days.
Why does my lips look injected doe
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Contact at email@example.com