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I'm really happy that Chipotle seems to have a Hipster Rehabilitation program going with their employees.
A Noam Chomsky lecture gradually devolving into a stoner rant about how "there are, like, all these systems keeping us apart..."
A fun thing to do is read what network pilots are being made and then drink bleach.
It's important to stay active on twitter.
My enemy from high school was the paper clip that wouldn't go away in Microsoft Office
if you get mono two times, it's called stereo. my heart grows colder with every breathing minute and i yearn for that great reaper's release
*Milli Vanilli competes on Lip Sync Battle and wins forever*
Guys I'm in a sports bar eating a MOUNTAIN of nachos and watching hockey. Send help.
I hate Native American stores that overprice their cheap, fake products. Who the fuck are you fooling lmao.
hahahah i have so much work to do
A-Rod hit a 477-foot subtweet to Brian Cashman.
GTA 5 is fun and all, but they missed a big opportunity by not having NPCs yell "Hey that guy just grand thefted my auto!"
I can't see myself going blind.
Javier Bardem made up to look 10 years older would be a great DKR Batman
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Contact at firstname.lastname@example.org
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