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Every time my life is wonderful and in order, I just keep waiting for the MarioKart Blue Shell to come out of nowhere & blow everything up.
Start your dates out with "I love dead babies" and you won't have to worry about what went wrong.
If I got pregnant right now I'd have a pretty hard time explaining a half human half pillow baby to my friends.
No please, keep using the word slut so we can identify you for the idiot you are.
The unacknowledged shadow is a reckless, ravenous appetite for destruction. It has to be tended to be tamed.
Ted Cruz was born in Canada and also claims to have several girlfriends there.
Me: Go deeper.
Macklemore: When I was in the 3rd grade I thought I was gay 'cause I could draw.
The only emotions I ever experience are sports-related.
My sign? I am a Leo...nardo DiCapricorn
I do agree that shaming people because their bodies don't fit your standards is completely unacceptable, and even abusive.
...but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. My tongue is sharper than the knife I carry.
You know, I really don't think people - men or otherwise - are automatically assholes for having physical standards for their lovers.
If you keep telling people you're just tired eventually they stop asking.
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Contact at firstname.lastname@example.org
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