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Happy Diwali everyone!
The World Clown Organization speaks out against scary clowns. I'm not sure what's more frightening, scary clowns or that there's a W.C.O.
Hello 911? Can you call my neighbor in 205 and find out if he saw up my dress on the stairs just now? I'm not wearing panties. I'll hold.
Wait, HAS the Queen of England ever been to a baseball game?
World Series MVP Travis Ishikawa
in love listening to ben howard
pathetic feeling to get excited for an email and then its just a seamless conf
A gun is more likely to be used against its owner than any bad guy. Why doesn't the NRA care about gun owners? http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/guns-far-more-likely-to-be-used-in-suicide-than-in-killing-bad-guys/284537/ …
The time I spend with my H before I want to toss him into a shallow grave
Some days you write the jokes, some days the jokes write you. What? I've been doing meth for what must be nine days.
remember how indiana jones 4 made indiana jones 1-3 disappear like that photo in back to the future 3. you probably don't even remember them
Nothing like a blurry avi and 47 pics of fairies to scream catfish.
Ebola was actually God's way of punishing us for having Breaking Bad action figures in Toys R Us stores. So we should be fine now.
Last minute costume shopping for tonight's festivities is not the fucking business.