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Herp twerp shot his honey load in my beehole.
"He is NOT a bad athlete!" Sad that we've reached a point in professional football where this fact isn't assumed about your starting QB.
Kim Jong-Il's kid? Last I saw of him, he was drinking from Wonka's chocolate river.
"We smokin on that loud"
*lights your 2 year old on fire*
Like, give me a recipe.
Someone give me something to make in my stand mixer
I would rather fuck a fat chick than allow a nigger into my house.
lead a horse to water. run the bath for it. not too hot. add some bubbles. light some candles. you both deserve this
If French kissing is just regular kissing with tongue, I don't want to think about why they call it French toast.
If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you
Davis is making an impression. Bradford is making a fortune.
Love. The original filter.
Schools should advise that adulthood is smiling & being professional when you really want to cry, flip off the universe & eat chips in gravy
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Quebein