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Admito que lo he dicho solo para meter vaya, valla y baya en el mismo tuit.
Vaya, Alemania expulsará a inmigrantes que lleven 6 meses en paro. A ver cómo saltan la valla de vuelta los españoles. Y por último: baya.
A relationship is always worth fighting for, but you can't be the only one fighting...
Flags up, coffee made and feeling shitty.
April Fools Day is to jokes as New Year's Eve is to drinking.
I'd like to confirm that Nutella 2014 is an excellent year.
Empathy is understanding with your heart.
Just saw someone call water "trendy", so I logged the fuck out of Facebook.
Prepare yourselves for an avalanche of DURRR IM PREGNANT Facebook statuses today from very uncreative April Fools.
You know you're an Indian voter when you're dealing with your leader's problems, instead of him dealing with your's
We are a species hellbent on ending our ecosystem, voting in dirty politicians who gridlock our gov't, & fighting needless war. April Fools!
It's probably impossible to break up with someone on April Fools' Day.
Knuckle sandwich or bologna sandwich, you pick
You know what? Flu vaccines really work. http://theincidentaleconomist.com/wordpress/you-know-what-flu-vaccines-really-work/ …
Hey Siri, which is harder, only getting to play with the cool kids, or having to CONSTANTLY reassure them they are the cool kids?
Maybe it would be better going through life without expecting anything... maybe we wouldn't keep getting hurt if we just expected the worst
Just know that I know I know I know.