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Once you go Blacula you never go Scott Bakula.
It's only the land of the free because of the brave
I don't slip on banana peels as much as cartoons told me I would.
Customer service interactions where every sentence ends in "for ya" is my next big issue to tackle.
If you drop the mic you can pick it back up and eat it if you do it within five seconds.
"This chick is so creepy. Her eyes follow me wherever I go." -- my phone
A lot of the people who unfollow me also cancel their internet service and go completely "off the grid."
I've come to the solid realization that I don't give a shit what people think about me, and they can suck it.
It's very liberating.
I'm kind of disappointed Connor hasn't played yet.
bangs are beards u guys. bangs are beards!
Relationship status: an 80 year old man gave me a lollipop today at work...
Your Mommy's all right
Your Daddy's all right
Your Brother's all right
Your Sisters's all right
Tom from down the street is pretty cool
Everyone at the post office looks like they had one hit song thirty years ago and nothing since.
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