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American Sniper should've said the Iraq War was stupid and George Bush lied. That's what movie it should've been my ideas r great and right
Mitt Romney has already done a lot to help the poor. For instance, he lost in 2012. http://www.nationalmemo.com/5-reasons-democrats-start-getting-excited-2016/ …
I bet bats that live in caves are pissed that they're constantly being referred to as boogers
Try not being a cunt to EVERYBODY who has their own ideas... Food for thought....unless they're religious..fuck religious people
I'm sucking my own dick and LIVING
Feeling very nauseated from some bad kombucha. I thought it tasted off, but also THAT IS WHAT KOMBUCHA TASTES LIKE.
Well, I just had my annual pelvic exam.
This really nice doctor was doing them for free behind an abandoned Texaco station.
Johnny Depp walks into a bar.
Directed by Tim Burton.
Co-starring Helena Bohnam Carter.
Lonesome Dove kinda night
People who hate the word moist: I see your moist and raise you a mouthfeel. This is a disgusting tweet and I apologize.
OPINION POLL: Will you drive me to Walgreens y/n?
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Contact at email@example.com