Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
And with that, Goodnight
Kids who order sundaes (despite the coach telling the team they could only get cones) are the enemy.
Gonna get an iPad when i get iPaid
If I can't leave this world strangling myself in a closet, jerking off, David Carradine style, then why bother living?
Canadians are very, very sorry for how awful you must feel about not being Canadian.
That awkward moment when Sarah Palin points out she mixed up the DOJ and the IRS and she doesn't understand the difference.
Ken Burns goes FOREVER in bed.
Now's the time of year to interrupt your local high school graduation and let them know about real life and all it's disappointments.
"I have those pants, only tighter."
Republicans wear their retardation like a badge of honor. "Jesus wants America to be free."
Read a man can lower his risk of heart disease And stroke by having sex at least once a week. So glad I did my part & saved a life tonight!
Do you think I'm nice?
The last few people to give me a trophy have either twittercided or unfollowed me. My tweets must be powerful. They will ruin you.
If you open your set with a cover song, your band already sucks.
I'm broke but it's a good broke.
I've never let a girl make a fool of me. I'm more of a do-it-yourselfer.
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Visual nonsense on Instagram & Facebook. http://favstar.fm/users/kelkulus