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The Bad News: England have been eliminated out of the Rugby World Cup
The Good News: Only Upper and Middle-Class people give a fuck
I'm not a historian, but I'm fairly confident that everything has gone downhill since the invention of pants.
Everyone gets a blowjob during a hurricane. It's science.
Phoenix hospital breaks ground on $160M emergency room http://ktar.com/story/675112/phoenix-hospital-breaks-ground-on-160m-emergency-room/ …
New airport shuttle to run from LAX to Long Beach starting December http://westsidetoday.com/2015/10/02/new-airport-shuttle-to-run-from-lax-to-long-beach-starting-december/ …
You can't stop people from getting guns! say the guys who want to stop women from controlling their own bodies.
Goals so small you keep them in your pocket and they end up getting washed with the rest of laundry in the washing machine.
Thinking about butts again?
No. I mean yes.
I see you guys share a common interest in shagging sheep.
(Me reading bio's that include their bae/boo/side bitch)
I've watched "Friends".
I've been "Friend-Zoned".
I've participated in "Friends With Benefits".
Ummm? I'm hungry. Ever eat at Friendly's?
I wouldn't say I'm religious, but I did pray for lightning to strike the guy doing push ups against the counter at Starbucks this morning...
People that complain about married life should suck it up and set a good example for the rest of us.
Thank God for friends, because we all need someone to forgive our stupidity.
(Within earshot of girls cleaning up non recyclable waste on beach) If there's one thing I hate more than waste it's NON RECYCLABLE WASTE
Sandra:Just put your gift on the table
S:Where's your gift
M:It's a pity party because you have no friends. A GIFT WON'T FIX THAT SANDRA
I'm starting to regret dumping Adele. Contact at email@example.com
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