I really wish palindrome was a palindrome. Someone really shit the bed on naming words that day

Woman sees my Who Killed @amandapalmer shirt and asks "who's Amanda Palmer?" "a musician" I say. She looked so sad and asked, "did she die?"

These are my feelings, if you don't like them I have others

Pink Uggs are a useful tool for determining who to hate at first glance.

Hey folks who make comics: never ever ever stop because somewhere someone's life is better because of you

Here's a thing that is true: http://t.co/tU7YkDXW

I drew some fan art pic.twitter.com/IwK5db2j

A customer was just so rude to me that I was actually stunned. But maybe her pet gerbil died and she was really sad inside. @mrskimyadawson

When your spiderman sweater is covered in cat hair and you realise maybe adulthood isn't for you

Cats really like it when you love them. We have that in common, cats and I

Bumped into Hipster Gollum at the Silver Snail grand opening today! #celeb http://t.co/o9SM4jrC

Fight Club but instead of fighting you eat burritos

Morning AGAIN? There are too many days in a row.

Life is not even complicated tho, just wake up and do a bunch of stuff and kiss people and eat vegetables and fucking BE HAPPY

Did you guys know you all have beating hearts inside your bodies. Let's fall in love today

My definition of marriage has always been "hi I think you're awesome let's hang out forever"

Never do: consider the immeasurable weight of existence

Related, does anyone know anything about computer repair? So far I have tried:
1) Staring at it in absolute horror
2) This tweet

Eventually you die but until then just keep doing weird things

Art is important. It's a place for our emotions to go, like exhaling carbon dioxide. It's inside us! Everyone's an artist.