@hansonmusic still love this. gramms 98! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXbxd6QHE04

Today's good news: I'm published in The Daily Beast. Check it out! My Own ‘Puffy Face’ Saga http://t.co/GqTlOpST via @thedailybeast

I AM THRILLED.

I will never be denied health coverage. I will never be penalized for cancer and lupus. I will be respected.

THANK YOU!

I believe this is the reason Taylor Hanson's wife will soon have FIVE children. #wouldNOTkickthatoutofbed http://t.co/DjtKC9XE

Keanu Reeves wrote a poem w the line: "I wash my hair with regret shampoo." I give up. There's no topping that.

I'm just sort of waiting for a celebrity to name their child 'Dipshit.'

SO NOT OKAY SO NOT OKAY how do we teach people THAT THIS IS NOT OKAY? pic.twitter.com/wmC7zhXVNt

Little-known fact: the X in Xmas is short for Xanax.

I miss the days when I didn't know Sarah Palin was a person.

@wsjweather this is Ocean Grove, NJ, right now. Busted boardwalk taking a another hit. pic.twitter.com/UTw73A2t

I can't believe people shoot beautiful deer and not hairless cats.

I can't wait to finish watching The Wire so I can take an online quiz to find out which character I am!

Clouds and a determined sun. Good day, everyone. #sunrise #nj #ocean  http://instagram.com/p/aLD6FPts4E/ 

Surprised Fox News doesn't have a trombonist under a spotlight playing one sad note over and over.

The Boston PD is gonna get laaaaaid tonight.

ORANGE YOU GLAD TO SEE LEA? #Nailedit

New @huffingtonpost up today. On love and dating after @stupidcancer and through lupus flalres:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kelly-bergin/cancer-relationships_b_2247979.html … #lupus #cancer #love

My latest blog on the Huffington Post is up! Read or face my wrath.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/kelly-bergin/cancer-relationships_b_2247979.html …

Guys! I'm live on the Huffington Post! Check it out!
On Living Your Life Twice (With Help)  http://huff.to/RUky8T  via @healthyliving

Election night makes me miss Tim Russert.