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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    It's much harder to dismiss a shooter as "mentally ill" when there are 3 of them & they are organized. White terrorism exists. Digest it.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Sorry, didn't get any work done today. There were llamas and then an ugly dress. - North America

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Cain, Perry, Bachmann all claimed God told them to run for President, and all are out of the race. God is hilarious.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Christine O'Donnell: 'If evolution is real why are there still monkeys?'
    Well Christine, education is real and there are still morons.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Justin Bieber really is our King Joffrey.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    What else can be said. I guess you never know what is happening inside another human. Be kind to each other.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    When someone says, "If evolution is real, why are there still monkeys?"
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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Sometimes it feels like people who love Jesus forget he was a liberal Jew who hung out with a bunch of bros & a whore & gave people wine.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    Let's just take a second to point out what is obvious about this mysterious blue/black white/gold dress: This is the ugliest dress.

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      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That's a ghost finishing sex with you.

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