#BieberOnHitz trending worldwide. wow, that many beliebers in Msia

Mother's Day. When everyone posts pictures with their moms and hope to get a million likes on #FB.

Erection day

i should learn to speak chinese, or they learn to speak english? #INTIproblems

@suliman911 whats the past tense of dingo? ding-went #ouhh

chinese dude thinks he can blast his kpop? I'm blasting my dapamkuthu. #keepitkarat

some people are just fcking annoying

Im so excited about the new Star Trek movie. #Saidnobodyever

"Thats the problem with Malaysia, you guys refer to yourselves as 'malaysian indians', we just refer to ourselves as Mauritians" -Mauritian.

Watching Jumanji. One of my fav movies, if not my favourite

I had an erection the other day. Yeah, that would explain the hole in the ozone layer.

2 things im very passionate about. #MUFC and #WWE

Mom: its good friday today. dad: no la, seems normal to me. #Genetics #Troll

@suliman911 overly attached mark zuckerberg

Mom: So what did you do for your friend's bday? ME: umm, nothing, just went to his house and played ps3? #Lies

@heilnoxus @suliman911 @theresabelle @minus2theband jom gerak boys

if only Coldplay came down to malaysia

Sometimes we need grammar nazis. Unless you're in INTI, we need them all the time.

isn't there anything else for malaysian rappers to rap about other than how good they are? it's a track not a rap battle @malaysianhiphop

Having a few beers, does not mean we're getting drunk.