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I swear to God Facebook is just a digital place for people to share their bumper stickers and phrases stitched on pillows
And With Strange Aeons Even Death May Die, Charlie Brown
Who's lazier, I wonder? Millennials, or a magazine running another goddamn "Kids These Days" cover story?
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Prestigious Actor and Actress in SUBURBANITES WHO ARE SAD, coming approximately every 18 months from Motion Picture Studio
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Hate Celebrity X But Not Celebrity Y for Q2 2013 As Determined By Gossip Media Hive Mind (Slideshow)
I think Moving On With Our Goddamn Lives would play a really good young Han Solo
And, finally, the best two-tweet sequence of all time: 1. https://twitter.com/BESTPORNCOMMENT/status/235365839862374400 … 2. https://twitter.com/BESTPORNCOMMENT/status/235365880404529152 …
"COLLINS AIN'T A HERO, FIRST RESPONDERS AND VETS, THEY'RE HEROES!!!" *votes for guy who passes austerity measures*
Listen I'm just saying, we already KNOW Dora is a brown person wearing a sentient backpack, so at least bring her in for QUESTIONING
I think the only sensible response to an epic nine-state storm is to extend tax cuts for the wealthy and let the private sector do the rest.
If only the kids asking Twitter who Neil Armstrong was could somehow tap into the most comprehensive worldwide database of all time.
People on Facebook, just give George Takei your password and let him run your account already.
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