RT @otoolefan: @sarahpalinusa I wouldn't be knocking the First Lady's anti-obesity campaign if I had a daughter who GAINED weight on #DWTS.

Sad news about my new fave comedian. Wishing Tig a full recovery.

http://t.co/UAfvLvo0 @tigfansunite

Yes, but he's no Tim Daly. RT @rotusbrossum Charizzle
@thestevenweber Oh, I'm sorry! I left out handsomest too! *^_^*

RT @dannyzuker: Charlie Sheen has nine hours to make the "In Memoriam" of this year's Oscars.

@martina Did you happen to see this GOP "logic" thing going around? pic.twitter.com/QRdaiIgO

Tig Notaro told what might be the funniest story of all time at "This American Life Live." #TaylorDayne http://t.co/zPMZtbUC @tigfansunite

Holy McMuffin! That McDonald's chicken-abuse video makes Cracker Barrel's biscuits & gravy with a side of homophobia seem quaint.

Ryan Gosling 'Sex Tape' Has Leaked  http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2013/05/ryan-gosling-sex-tape-has-leaked.html#.UYgG3nJq8VU.twitter … #ClickBait

My recap from @nlgja's Headlines and Headliners gala, featuring Matt Lauer, Andrew Shue, Gayle King and more!  http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2013/03/nlgja-headlines-and-headliners-2013-gala.html …

@rosie Happy birthday, Ro! You've meant a lot to my gay ass over the years. Take care. xo

"Lady Gaga hurt her hips trying to chase down Madonna's career." -- Brad Walloch on "Chelsea Lately." #fb

As further proof of how in touch it is with today's society, the Vatican will announce the new pope in Latin. #fb

NYTimes: U.S. Players Rally Behind Robbie Rogers on Twitter  http://nyti.ms/VZNj4b 

Sources: Chris Christie did not veto a friend's suggestion to go to the Cheesecake Factory tonight.

"Not gay" Nick and Joe Jonas just sat down behind me at Rub BBQ in Chelsea! #fb

@rosie Please tell me someone is interviewing Sandusky's kids and the countless foster children who have been through his house. #evil

With a naked Chris Evans, plus Dave Annable and Zachary Quinto, do I have any choice but to see this heinous new film? http://t.co/VZ5xHyqT

Excuse me, sir, do you really have to visit BarebackSex.com while on the public computers at the Lite Choice? #notintovanilla #fb

Nobody hawks underwear better than French rugby players! http://tinyurl.com/47jrgt2

@peggynoonannyc @joanwalsh Is there a point-and-laugh emoticon?