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Relax twitter. Tomorrow is basically a Friday.
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my LSD pills? labelled LSD?
She replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?
Facebook is dinner with your parents. Twitter is 2am in a booth at your favorite club.
Sorry. But if you watch the biggest loser, it's you.
Jeff Buckley singing hallelujah. Always stops me in my tracks. #bittersweet
john key "can eat vegemite as well" yeah, i suspected him of that all along. #nosurprisesthere
word is that the #BDO has DOZENS of people already.
#occupyauckland. Piss off hippies. How many off you are on a benefit? Pisses me off I'm paying you.
Don't use your iPad to take pictures, every time you do it, a kitten dies. http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=padhole #getanikon
I'll teach my daughter to be careful of boys, and not put herself at risk. But I'll also teach my son how to be a man, and respect women.
All I really want to say is, trust your rules, your gut, and your abilities. Smile at more people. Say I love you, and I'm sorry. X
Ken Newell - a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.