@cateowen yeah. My medicine is $40 a bottle now. And then you still have to buy lemons and tonic.

Shed your weight problem here. This is fucking brilliant. pic.twitter.com/1RlYyJEQ

Relax twitter. Tomorrow is basically a Friday.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my LSD pills? labelled LSD?
She replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?

Facebook is dinner with your parents. Twitter is 2am in a booth at your favorite club.

@tarasutherland i think short weeks may be even better than long weekends.

little Alyssa Barker has been kidnapped in auckland. please take a look at this. http://t.co/frwWLu2M

Still love this pic. http://t.co/ENLMBlgf

Sorry. But if you watch the biggest loser, it's you.

Wanna give you a hug @bexielady #CNZHHB

Last night's pirate city rollers DERBY photos! All of them. http://t.co/kCx3Ex1i @irnbruja @pashmalice @magoogoo @amiewee @richtercity

Jeff Buckley singing hallelujah. Always stops me in my tracks. #bittersweet

john key "can eat vegemite as well" yeah, i suspected him of that all along. #nosurprisesthere

word is that the #BDO has DOZENS of people already.

#occupyauckland. Piss off hippies. How many off you are on a benefit? Pisses me off I'm paying you.

@chowda_head I tried the new orange and ginger one last night. Poss the best flavour so far! #rekorderlig

@beechworks @darkugh mine are giants too. #canthelpgenetics

Don't use your iPad to take pictures, every time you do it, a kitten dies.  http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=padhole  #getanikon

I'll teach my daughter to be careful of boys, and not put herself at risk. But I'll also teach my son how to be a man, and respect women.

All I really want to say is, trust your rules, your gut, and your abilities. Smile at more people. Say I love you, and I'm sorry. X