Ray Lewis finna give a speech and gon have me confessing when I stole that rice krispy treat from 7/11 in 5th grade. I did it

@flyfoealightguy GET HER THE FUUUUCK OUTTA HERE  http://twitpic.com/bwbtu1 

Nigga dating Buzz Lightyear RT @flyfoealightguy:I can call the chicks on here ugly cuz I procreate with women like this pic.twitter.com/q5tU7uQv

LMFAAAAAOOOOO WE KNEW IT WAS COMING RT @truedre: Hey laker haters #LakersNation still winning on you bitches pic.twitter.com/qidRYUBw7u

Jesus RT @eric__th: X_______X RT @odb25: *Logs off* RT @nikesonmytweets: Shit. RT @johnxdiaz: Explain, @raysbaseball.  http://twitpic.com/cgyo2f 

COMPLETE FACT! RT @abake6: THIS!!!!! RT @briantakesls: The more you show a female YOU care, the less they show that THEY care.

LMFAAAAOOOOO @dedric_t @abake6. @jamesdavis317 RT @cucciimane: YO LMFAOOOOO http://t.co/LZ9xESfY"

Easiest thing in the world to spot: niggas on twitter who don't get real life chicks

FUCK YOU @nyjets FOR DRAFTING WHO I WANTED YOU FUCKIN GREEN FATHERLESS FAGGOTS J-E-T-S NO HOW ABOUT S-U-C-K YOU FUCKIN FAGGOTS GO DIE. BYE

I'm fine with being friend zoned. Most chicks aren't in my league anyway but yall continue cooking

If my son aint grabbing white girl ass the first day of pre-k...nah that aint my son then

Worst tweet of all time RT @lilgapeach30: Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you.

"I still want the lock code on ya phone nigga...ya aint slick" RT @itsjustthai: Caption this pic.twitter.com/lRMC70a7KZ

Chick texted me "hurts my feelings when you don't text back but be on twitter". My response "I don't fucking care about your feelings"

First rule of twitter...if we slander you...don't react. It will get 10 times worse I promise

Attitude all men should have RT @phranchize19: I have the best. Don't care what kinda girl you got mine is better

RT @PortlandTrailblazers: boy stop RT @dallasmavericks: Oh? RT @abake6: LMAOOOOOOO RT @poloroe: Lakers still the team to beat #LakerNation

Its "lack toes and tollerint"...idiot RT @abake6: being lack toast intolerant <

---> RT @abake6: If your titties are taking up most of your avi, you have absolutely zero room to call a dude "thirsty" for hollering at you

DAWG......ROTFLMFAAAAAAOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK LMAO RT @nikesonmytweets: LMFAOOO RT @lebroniver: Welp pic.twitter.com/lvqD2y0UlM