Text "ICT" to 505050 to donate $10 to Wichita earthquake relief

I'd name my racehorse Trojan. Then, as the gates open, a dirt bike bursts out of a papier-mâché horse & people would be like, "oh, history!"

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but please limit your fireworks to the night of July 4th as they are loud and disturb my evening.

I heard the weather outlook just got upgraded to "Certain Death"

Working out-of-office made possible today by @evomail
Great ui and solid performance.

@postsecret The joke's on the Feds. I don't have any friends.

In case you missed it, or are too dense: What Dr. Seuss books are really about http://t.co/obbrwLvb

I just received @mike_ftw's @quarterly shipment #FTW02. Such an amazing experiment in storytelling. Props Mike.

I think a funny thing would be a reusable shopping bag with "GOD HATES BAGS" printed on it

@brandik @ksjill @jdg @kietatran @skoskie I ain't gon' run no sausage fest.

Bike to work week  https://vine.co/v/bE6HL7TqIUQ 

I love the Koskies. All of them. That is all.

Remember to pick up your "Believe" button at @publicoldtown and at @monarchict today pic.twitter.com/dWdCwIIXBV

I can't stand other people.

I just realized, the people who can’t figure out the f’real shake machines at QT get the same vote as everyone else.

It's funny the little things that remind you that there are good people & there are people who say they are good people.

#when #everything #is #a #hashtag #nothing #is #a #hashtag

Protip: use this time to tidy your basement.

Please do check your Wichita Eagle, as @lacyjhansen is listed as the fastest Kansas Woman in the Boston Marathon.

My favorite dish on the holiday table is Passive Aggressiveness.