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I'd name my racehorse Trojan. Then, as the gates open, a dirt bike bursts out of a papier-mâché horse & people would be like, "oh, history!"
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but please limit your fireworks to the night of July 4th as they are loud and disturb my evening.
I heard the weather outlook just got upgraded to "Certain Death"
I think a funny thing would be a reusable shopping bag with "GOD HATES BAGS" printed on it
I love the Koskies. All of them. That is all.
I can't stand other people.
I just realized, the people who can’t figure out the f’real shake machines at QT get the same vote as everyone else.
It's funny the little things that remind you that there are good people & there are people who say they are good people.
#when #everything #is #a #hashtag #nothing #is #a #hashtag
Protip: use this time to tidy your basement.
My favorite dish on the holiday table is Passive Aggressiveness.
I make digital things. I make people make digital things. See me at @thelaborparty. Earthquake survivor.