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"I wish I knew then what I know now,
I'd probably do the same."
Oh, phone you continue to rock my world. I see you decided to delete all my contacts. Thanks. Much appreciated.
2 and a Half Men was cancelled because Charlie Sheen was portraying his on screen character outside the studio? #itscalledpractice #research
Painting my nails purple. #thingsIknowyoucareabout #thingsyouplanyourdayaround
This lady just acted like I was a terrorist. All I did was show up with my mom for her fingerprint appointment.
Dear porno commercials: I would NOT like to chat with hot girls looking for trouble. I'd just like for you to GTFO so I can watch Jackass.
*irritated sigh* Tumblr, I just want to post a quote. That's all. Why is that the only option I can't do?
Yes, #prayforjustin. Because a fucking cold is a serious issue. -__- Why don't you pray for a legit serious issue? Like those in the South.
FYI: God actually supports gay marriage. Why do you think rainbows appear in the sky?
I just watched a chick get tattooed. More specifically, it was a koi fish. What I plan on getting. Bah!! I want mine now!!! :o
Congrats Quan Cosby. You're atop the trends because you're an idiot.
I want some cupcakes. related: my Android phone doesn't think cupcakes is a word. you cannot fathom the hate I have for this damn phone.
appreciator of dirty looks and one day will win the Women's Championship in a steel cage.