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Failproof pick-up line: go up to someone & say "You dropped your nametag" then hand them a sugar packet that you've written SEX SLUT on.
RT if you've ever gotten a stranger pregnant on purpose then fled their lives or if you own a tshirt
trying to get my fake news twitter off the ground today. did y'all hear the POOP resigned? ahahahaha (FLUSH) your RTs will be appreciated.
anyone know of some sperm banks with good deals today? Bastee's has a bogo sale on Chinese stock but I don't wanna blow my load so to speak
Oooooh DREAMBIEBER I BELIEB YOU CAN GET ME THROUGH THE NIII-HEEEET
Angry, frothy spittle formed around his mouth. "I want," he demanded, his voice shaking with rage, "this box of Cheez-Its for 20 cents off."
"Yes," he whispered orgasmically as he shut his eyes, savoring the complex taste of the Awesome Blossom on his tongue. "Yes."
I hop all these change dot org emails are about changing it to dot ogre but I'll never know because I keep deleting them
fast & furious 6 made a trillion dollars this weekend but vin diesel donated it all to muscular children in need
poll: follower you'd think would taste best as a soup?
♫ if you wanna be my lover you gotta bang all my friends / eat a brick of cream cheese, on our centipede be the end ♫