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I stopped watching the keynote to optimize something cool I built and now it's 17 times faster than yesterday. You'll love it.

#WatchThis
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elniafron62
@atestu Man, seems like you set up wifi for a lot of girls over these three days of work.

TCOM ROCKS! #boobs
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elniafron62
I'm more and more amazed by iTunes Genius algorithms. I'm surprised that a lot of music-loving friends of mine didn't even activate it.
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elniafron62
Michael Cera just became a member of Bill Murray's very private Actors Who Can Make You Laugh Without Doing Anything Society.
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elniafron62
* Ari Gold's wife
* Jack Donaghy's mother
* Tony Soprano's mother

Who do you think is the most powerful boss?
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elniafron62
Her hips don't lie because they are fucking hips.

THEY CAN'T TALK YOU DUMB FUCK.
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elniafron62
Windows. Long time no see.

What's that? "An error occurred during the action Open File"?

Oh.
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elniafron62
@elniafron62 En terme de poils, la matière première, pas énormément. Mais la tienne est VUE À LA TÉLÉ ! #pamplemousse
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elniafron62
@atestu Lardy l'pâââtay wepwesent.
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elniafron62
Ne ratez pas @elniafron62 et sa barbe dans Les 12 Coups de Midi sur TF1, maintenant tout de suite.
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elniafron62
In tartiflette we trust. (it's written Keke and, yes, @jiheme123 drew a dick.)

http://twitpic.com/2eq0he
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elniafron62
Apparently Google Wave shut off was announced a month ago with a wave, but nobody ever noticed.
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thbo
"They took his daughter. He'll take their lives."

Taken is a cool movie for rainy and/or hangover days.

http://watchth.is/298
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elniafron62
Did you enjoy The Truman Show?

Good.

We thought so, when we were all watching you watching this movie.
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elniafron62
Hey, it's sysadminday.com!

Thanks EPITA's sysadmin for… for the… you know that time when…

Never mind.
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elniafron62