The SOPA petition still needs 3,784 signatures. It would be sad if the internet couldn’t find 25,000 clicks: https://t.co/JBpeGF0T

We interrupt this video to bring you a text message.

facetime://sjobs@apple.com

Apple releases white version of an old product: people make crazy lines.

RIM releases tablet: nobody cares.

Pro Tip: If Twitter.com is blocked at your school, try api.twitter.com.

Support call: “I left and now computer is showing weird animated shapes!”
“Can you try moving the mouse?”
“Oh, it’s back to normal now!”

Drew this while I was bored in class: Can you get free energy from portals? http://img.ly/3C45

14 YEAR OLD IOS APP DEVELOPER DESIGNER AND ALREADY CEO OF IMAGINATION MARKETING INC

My eyelids are swollen. According to WebMD, I am on birth control pills.

Ready to buy $AAPL tomorrow, you guys?

How to activate Twitter for Mac secret preferences: http://t.co/qvBpqFX

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+@xstex @bradyv @pdparticle

@dcurtis LOL. That was me.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
But that's suggesting that PETA can change things!

5 years ago, nobody would have imagined taking a photo like this on a cell phone. pic.twitter.com/riWgzHvQ

Take-away from this morning: The SAT is a test shaped mainly by money and politics. It can be taken advantage of. Vocab is useful.

*opens Things*
*begins sobbing*
*closes Things*

I heard that keyboards in Canada have an "eh?" key in place of the period key.

Little kid on BART: “I’m not wasting my battery because it’s at 100%! I like 100 because it’s a nice number.”

Little kid on BART: “The iPod touch is like an iPhone, except it’s like a 0G iPhone when you don’t have Wi-Fi.”

“There’s a number 1 on the list of things I must own. #NewAirPortExpress” http://t.co/OFZb97Y3 wat