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I can't tell if I'm sad or just have "I don't wanna wait" stuck in my head.
A guy just rolled up to the urinal next to me and crossed his arms for the duration of urination. I have a lot to learn.
Finally had a taste of that American dream everyone is talking about (aka $1.50 Costco hot dog/soda combo)
Honking is most satisfying when the target is a girl learning to drive. Get used to it kid.
I mostly wear pants so I don't feel the pee droplets landing on my bare legs when at the public urinal. Where my fellas at?
I would be such a shitty horse.
"Are mushrooms poisonous? Asking for a me." - a Mario