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A guy just rolled up to the urinal next to me and crossed his arms for the duration of urination. I have a lot to learn.
Finally had a taste of that American dream everyone is talking about (aka $1.50 Costco hot dog/soda combo)
Honking is most satisfying when the target is a girl learning to drive. Get used to it kid.
If Tony Shalhoub ever hosts snl, there will definitely be a "Tony Shalhoub's sha-lube" sketch. It'll be okay.
I'm a grown man who is sore from playing wiffleball. I am a perfect metaphor for myself.