@alecbaldwin There's a reason most pornos feature a pizza guy. Industry is rife with sex maniacs.

The worlds heaviest monkey ate the standard American Heart Association diet. http://nyti.ms/hOpXDK /cc @robbwolf @mark_sisson #paleo

Brian Williams refers to image as “Google Earth” despite giant Bing logo.

"Saturated fats are not so bad, and the evidence that said they were is not so strong" http://t.co/Xl1XTbB /via @nytimes cc @robbwolf #paleo

@andersoncooper Does she know that Poppy Harlow was sad about the rapist's promising future?

Remember the guy who wanted to pay off $100K of HBS loans in 10 months? He did it in 7. Cool story. http://t.co/xmlf2FtO

Complex litigation, this is Barack. #SportsguyObamaCast

Two gut-punch photos “@maddow: If you have Memorial Day off on Monday, read this before you leave for the weekend: http://t.co/F4ocToCv”

Wow "@stephlauren: And the Empire State Building shines alone. Everything else is dark. -  http://instagram.com/p/RYxvJkrAVE/  (Photo by @did0s) #sandy"

Having a phenomenally productive day after downloading White Noise per @danbenjamin's recommendation. Thanks, Dan.

Did the lightning that hit Tropicana Field also knock Twitter offline?

@natebell4ar I’m willing to bet zero.

Interesting. The term "Black Friday" does not mean what you think it means.  http://m.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2012/11/my-annual-black-friday-post …

How different would our memories of 9/11 be if cell phone cameras, Twitter, and Facebook were common 10 years ago?

“@nytimes: The Ethicist: Tell Us Why It’s Ethical to Eat Meat: A Contest http://t.co/ONaAOicW” cc @paleopodcast @robbwolf @rnikoley

@rainnwilson Carell?

Mad props to @usps - got mail today, carrier told me they were out on Sunday to "catch up." #Montclair

Unreal “@buzzfeednews: SWAT going door to door in Watertown searching houses (photo: @feyzaburak) pic.twitter.com/SULQujKVIJ”

@robdelaney Similarly people who say "I heard on NPR" instead of "on the radio."

Thanks to @ataussig for the suggestion on @perkstreet and to @ronlieber for the kick in the pants. Will be ditching BofA.