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Greetings, surveilled people. My review of Cypherpunks by Assange, @ioerror, et al. from @orbooks is up @the_rumpus: http://therumpus.net/2013/03/horn-reviews-cypherpunks/ …
I want Helena Bonham Carter to react with her face to everything that happens anywhere forever.
If I'm reading Twitter right, the Packers have detained the Bears at Guantanamo for asking too many questions about Eli Manning.
"I never thought I'd say this, but Ryan Seacrest is looking a little ol—" *Twitter account suspended, Seal Team 6 called in*
"Nice cave painting. But can you print it out?" —the very first old person
Wood, plastic, leather, cloth: the four chewed groups. (A puppy cowrote this tweet.)
Antelopes, ironically, are allergic to cantaloupes. #naturefacts
60 Minutes calls Downton 'highbrow' and Dwight Macdonald's brow rolls over in its grave.
"I will never forget the show I was trying to watch when Osama Bin Laden was killed." —Americans
Dog, go do good, you do-good dog. Go! #fakepalindromes
"Surely one has to pay one's debts." My past-due review of DEBT by @davidgraeber from @melvillehouse on @the_rumpus: http://therumpus.net/2013/02/horn-reviews-debt-the-first-5000-years/ …
Maybe the dirtiest line of all Hitchcock: "Best thing in the world for the inside of a man or a woman is the outside of a horse."
"We're gonna need a smaller shark." #failedmoviecatchphrases
Nuts on a dresser #WuTangFood
Twitter wants me to follow Ryan Adams, but I'm afraid his tweets will be formally perfect but somehow lacking in some emotional dimension.
When people start facebooking the fact that they are in the cinema watching the facebook movie, that's how we'll know whom to eat first.
TL;RHR (too long; regret having read)
The suppression of the semi-colon; the inability to avoid the use of LIKE; the overreliance on the simple sentence—ills of the age. —Rick Moody