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True Blood is so crazy. Like a straw.
So what, I forgot to put underwears on #MeatballProblems
I'm craving spaghetti at 5am.... #WhatWouldSophiaLorenDo
I tried to steal the extremely large Michael Jackson cardboard cut-out from the theater. Sadly, I was caught sparkly handed =(
''you leave a used condom in the toilet and next thing you know you got a pregnant alligator nxt door neighbor''