From the day Obama took office to today, the DOW has grown by 64.7%, S&P is up 72.4% and NASDAQ has literally doubled.

My offer to Google Reader http://t.co/p7pZLCtb

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who dont, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

This isn't our first rover on Mars, but this one is so full of science! Compare to Spirit/Opportunity and Pathfinder: http://t.co/KIows3F4

Sadly, this may be the most efficient iPhone home screen setup I've seen yet. http://t.co/3rxhjqZr

Imagine how confused people will be tomorrow when they read that unlocking their phone can carry a $500,000 fine. pic.twitter.com/jP9nUqSD

The wittiest headline I've seen in a long time: "Apple turnover a challenge for Cook" http://t.co/PoDjdA3

The first issue of Wired, which was recently remastered for iPad, would have taken 73 days to download at 2400bps.

Why are software dev task estimations regularly off by a factor of 2-3? Fantastic answer from @michaelrwolfe. http://t.co/7vKAeIpv on @quora

The :-) is an amazing tool. It says 'If you like this then I like it with you, but if you're offended then I was clearly just kidding."

Nothing says 'fuck you, mac' quite like 'Quicken 2007, Lion Compatible Edition'.

Firefly, meet @kickstarter. Hey Joss Whedon, @nathanfillion, we can do this! How much for an episode? 5 mil?

Marissa Mayer is probably the most effective individual I've ever worked with. I'm really excited to see her at Yahoo's helm.

Firefox for Android. Chrome for iOS. What a strange new world. I wonder when Apple will release iTunes for Android?

Dear executives: 'Doubling down' on something never increases your chances of success. It only increases the risk/reward.

Men are from Mars. Santorum is from Uranus.

NASA can land a car-sized rover on Mars via chute and crane, yet they still require a 'www' in front of 'nasa dot gov'.

'A startup in a large company' is like raising a round of an unknown amount for 99% equity and all the board seats, but you get nice chairs.

Reminded again today what class acts @lowercase and @sacca are. Exhibit: A Toast for Q2. pic.twitter.com/IX4S2WaPW2

I'd like to see the Google homepage with a Steve Jobs memorial. That would be 100% class.