Thanks everyone for the concern and well wishes. I'm still in Boston safe & sound

"If you're nervous, you're probably right where you need to be." -- Bela Fleck

A mom in this Philz coffee is screaming at her toddler, "Brevity," to hurry it up. Kid's got revenge down at an early age.

Due to hoarding tendencies, I'm doomed in terms of #5...but these are all worth remembering http://t.co/0GsjpLN

Yes muni, yes you are. http://t.co/sMKm6SfS

"Is there a particular route you prefer to take?" Cab driver code for "I don't know where the hell I am"

For every crappy run I ever experienced, there were those that evoked near-literal transcendence. Bike, you are real pretty but not the same

This isn't summer this is an abomination

Voicemail from my grandma: "Calling to say hello, and just WONDERING if you've seen Weiner's crotch. Anyway. Let me know. Love you dear!"

At the ER with a finger injury from chopping squash. Just bonded with an old man who cut his finger slicing fennel #rootvegetableinjuries

"My best friend in high school was named Haynes! He was INSANE! We called him insane Haynes"
-cab driver who is not getting a very big tip

Mo Muni mo problems

I've been with Twitter for 2 years today. My longest relationship ever!!

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my computer getting ready for takeoff

That VOICE. #BackToBlack

This headband hurts my head. #whitegirlproblems

"It must be tough living in Atherton" http://t.co/CDc0k8H

Little boy walking past a nativity scene in someone's front yard: "look, those old guys are having a barbeque!"

@sperrow everyone's calling your invisible bluff

Running 21 miles before work makes you feel kind of invincible. Bring it, Friday.