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Thanks everyone for the concern and well wishes. I'm still in Boston safe & sound
"If you're nervous, you're probably right where you need to be." -- Bela Fleck
A mom in this Philz coffee is screaming at her toddler, "Brevity," to hurry it up. Kid's got revenge down at an early age.
"Is there a particular route you prefer to take?" Cab driver code for "I don't know where the hell I am"
For every crappy run I ever experienced, there were those that evoked near-literal transcendence. Bike, you are real pretty but not the same
This isn't summer this is an abomination
Voicemail from my grandma: "Calling to say hello, and just WONDERING if you've seen Weiner's crotch. Anyway. Let me know. Love you dear!"
"My best friend in high school was named Haynes! He was INSANE! We called him insane Haynes"
-cab driver who is not getting a very big tip
Mo Muni mo problems
I've been with Twitter for 2 years today. My longest relationship ever!!
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my computer getting ready for takeoff
That VOICE. #BackToBlack
This headband hurts my head. #whitegirlproblems
Little boy walking past a nativity scene in someone's front yard: "look, those old guys are having a barbeque!"
Running 21 miles before work makes you feel kind of invincible. Bring it, Friday.