I couldn't tell if the guy in front of me was drunk or just a white guy dancing to reggae.

Undecided as to whether bacon would work as a scented candle—only a special kind of lady would be impressed by that.

Everytime I take public transit in Toronto I wish I was multilingual—just so I could be comprehensively annoyed by loud conversation.

Today's 15k bike ride is brought to you by coffee and an almond croissant.

It's all about balance folks.

All these many means of communication in my life are just more ways to be misunderstood

There are times when hiding is good for the soul.

I just saw my first homeless Asian guy. Either that or he's rocking that hipster style way too strong.

RT @al3x: Rapper's internal monologue: "Everyone is seriously underestimating the degree to which I'm on my gr (cont) http://tl.gd/lauc

Now both my eyes are twitching. This will so ruin my swagger

Due to the financial crisis there is no space in the budget for a cape this quarter.

The run shop that also sells picked shrimp & breadfruit @ Kermitt's Bar http://t.co/DDuZHXBF

@teff_mayweather playing on the radio sets of some kind of pavlovian conditioning in me. These beats are on a loop in our house.

I need to make some room in my life for vices.

There is nothing like an aggressive Gall Hill girl with an instant crush on you. #LordHaveMercy

New reality show for Barbados — the real wives of expats and offshore company execs — filmed in a coffee shop near you.

Today's highlight: swam over to Culpepper Island and climbed it. Oh, and swam back.

If you didn't know, I have a phobia of open water.

I was sad, I was sad, I was sad… until I heard her guitar

#2011 I've lost a lot of sleep to dreams. And I do not miss them yet. I wouldn't wish them on the worst of enemies. Let them burn…

Since when are “Caribbean Elegant” and “Elegantly Christmassy” dress codes that anyone understands?

*rap hands*