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I make sure i drop my wife to office on every Saturday to doubly confirm that i am home alone all the day and she thinks i am so sweet!!
Manmohan Singh left his answer sheet blank when in 6th standard he was given to write an essay on 'If I were the Prime Minister of India'.
Srilanka has its unique ways of taking revenge of the world cup final defeat #SLvsBan
It's congress to be blamed again for not hanging kasab on 26\11. Comedy and Justice is all about timing u see.
Some people celeberated Ambedkar Jayanti in my area with Ambedkar's favourite songs like Chikni chameli and Anarkali disco chali.
My wife has two major complains when we planning to step out of home! 1) Nothing to wear. 2) Not enough space in my wardrobe.
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
Why is media only showing 'Walmart' in FDI news? Why not likes of Carrefour or Tesco?
Next #Earthquake would be the one in which the epicenter will be the Indian Parliament with 10 on Richter Scale. #BhawishyaWani
Sunny Leone is now shooting for a song for Jism2 ! Song is - 'AwaraPorn BanjaraPorn'! :o)
I want to open a bar called..."On my way Home" That way whenever my wife calls and asks where you are, i don't have to lie to her!
My phone auto corrects 'Argentina' to 'Urgent-Tina'