Dear Vodka, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

Considering what the words Threesome, twosome mean ... wonder why is handsome still a compliment?

A woman is not written in braille... You don't have to touch her to know her
!!! #FB

We'd be China one day...with no Social Media...I am planning to move to Bhutan...where well-being is measured in Gross Domestic Happiness.

@jhunjhunwala Uday Chopra saying he quit Films is like an intern saying he quit his job !!

Waterless Holi; crackerless Diwali, meatless Eid, Turkey-less Xmas. Kill all festivals equally; Save Earth.

Lets meet again and again for the first time, till its our last.

#youAreAdelhiiteIf you know you don't have enough parking space still you would go ahead and buy one more car

Hahahahha RT @joydas: Rahul Gandhi Meeting the Family of Metallica Ticket Holders?

Saddam ✓ Osama ✓ Gadafi ☐ Kalmaidi ☐ Pawar ☐ Raja ☐

If I Don't answer my phone its cause I am dancing to my ringtone , and want to torture you by my hellotune #sadism

@thecomicproject @jhunjhunwala JETHMALANI is d Lionel Hutz of India, he asks "hve u committed a big crime , have big money ?", "ok, I am in"

My friend tells me the best place for safe sex is the World Bank washrooms, both male& female condoms available.

7 suicides in 9 months ... My parents are glad I was a little less intelligent #IIT

Incase of Fire, Exit building before tweeting about it ! http://yfrog.com/ke5qagyj

Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus here. You get served what you deserve. #Quote

Unsaid rules :Facebook- u need to like everything u see. Twitter- u need to criticize everything you see

Men don't understand our words and then they complain of our silences.

We want @karunchandhok to Drive at the Inaugural #IndianGP !! @indiangpf1

Kapil Sibal is Sonia G's Mr Fix-it-all and the country's Mr F**k-it-all. *waiting to be arrested*