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Dear Vodka, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
Considering what the words Threesome, twosome mean ... wonder why is handsome still a compliment?
A woman is not written in braille... You don't have to touch her to know her
We'd be China one day...with no Social Media...I am planning to move to Bhutan...where well-being is measured in Gross Domestic Happiness.
Waterless Holi; crackerless Diwali, meatless Eid, Turkey-less Xmas. Kill all festivals equally; Save Earth.
Lets meet again and again for the first time, till its our last.
Saddam ✓ Osama ✓ Gadafi ☐ Kalmaidi ☐ Pawar ☐ Raja ☐
If I Don't answer my phone its cause I am dancing to my ringtone , and want to torture you by my hellotune #sadism
My friend tells me the best place for safe sex is the World Bank washrooms, both male& female condoms available.
7 suicides in 9 months ... My parents are glad I was a little less intelligent #IIT
Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus here. You get served what you deserve. #Quote
Unsaid rules :Facebook- u need to like everything u see. Twitter- u need to criticize everything you see
Men don't understand our words and then they complain of our silences.
Kapil Sibal is Sonia G's Mr Fix-it-all and the country's Mr F**k-it-all. *waiting to be arrested*
No amateur photographer, no jurno,no stand-up comedian, no blogger, no social commentator …Just me…could be better, could be worse than u ...