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912 away from the big 1000!!
Is it rapture or rupture day?
Asking for my appendix
If this rapture thing happens we're gonna look pretty silly.All dead and everything.
She named the last kid after her bong,Piper,if she calls this one Crystal Meth I won't be surprised.
I have not 1 but 5 iPad bot followers? I ain't buying another one so go away
Yep goodnight I apologize now
Er love you
I mean it
I FOOKING LOVE YOU
and Ginger in corner I love you too
bugger the Melbourne Cup,i want to know Why isn't onion pronounced "on-on"??
No point telling you to stop it so ..go blind see if I care
You guys make me feel normal
What ever the fuk that is
I can't get a job. Inner child care is very hard to get in my area.
Had to use iPad light so I didn't butt ciggie out on the cat..when does daylight savings end or get a candle asked the cat..ok she didn't
Why are rams balls as big as bulls balls?
No punchline,just wondering
Where the fuck did everyone go? I stuck by your shitty #oscars tweets
So I'm thinking one of you need to chillax the fuck out.
Oh I love it when Paul McDermott sings to me on #gnw
I'm fucking bored
Has that ever been said on twitter before?
What sort of idiot has her spare key on the same keyring? What good is that when you lock your keys in the car? I'm a dickhead.