I'd say ManShoot 3: Blow Up Real Good looks slightly better than ShootMan 4: Troubling Glamorization of Real-World Conflict.

But...but what about all of those lines at Chick-fil-A? There were DOZENS of people there, I tell you!

In his concession speech, Romney urges everyone to "pray for a true peace in space," makes puzzling mention of "the other Metroid."

OTAKON PANEL: "The Great Meme Scream: Join us as we yell internet catchphrases for a solid hour." STATUS: Rejected. REASON: Redundant.

Octodad confirmed to be a summon in Final Fantasy XV. I think. Let me check my facts.

Senator, all I'm saying is that if the second game had kept the story mode, Rumble Roses would be a viable game franchise even today.

#youremoreattractiveif the girl in the dating sim smiles and is happy and a little positive chime sound effect plays

Wow, Evangelion 3.0 was great! Shinji rescued his girlfriend Sunshine and defeated the evil Brand X, saving the entire supermarket city!

Wow, look at those Xbox One games! There's Not Guilty Gear Xrd, Also Not Guilty Gear Xrd, Definitely Not Guilty Gear Xrd, and Not Time Gal!

@bridgeportcat I hope you were careful because some of that anime at Suncoast was NOT FOR KIDS and Manga Man wasn't always there to warn you

*tilts fedora* So, baby, how about that new My Little Valentine alb...er, I mean My Pony Valent...uh, I... *hikes up jorts, flees room*

gonna start a video game podcast of me reading the names of obscure Japanese RPGs in the same tone as a numbers station. that's all

@michaeltoole @naroomin baoh is very offensive to members of the REAL Skurm Tribe, known for their ornate pottery and psychic murder powers

If E3's Killson Murderdark: Blood of War lineup disgusts you, I suggest playing Monster World IV, available on Wii/PS3/360. #happygamesonly

Dear Game Website, your "How to Turn Your Girlfriend Into a Gamer" article didn't work. She's still a body pillow.

At the pearly gates Saint Peter insists on reading off the titles of all the ROMs you ever downloaded, even arcade ones that didn't work.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, declares Sony exec as Microsoft representatives are carried to the stage in chains.

Doug TenNapel is at it again! He's always thinking differently! And he does that by having the same opinions as most right-wing talk radio

@colonydrop Pray for @love_that_goku. He's going through a difficult time, I gather.

@bridgeportcat Learn to win in a week! Fails HATE him! [ad's picture is the dog octopus from the Titanic cartoon]