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@cp7 ninja'd, final answer http://t.co/py85Sm3d

it's the simple things in life, like $50 million in cash and huge yachts and like 20 or 30 supermodel girlfriends and oh yeah lots of drugs

instagram > twitter > facebook > watching paint dry > google+

if Bella can cheat on Edward, there's no hope for the rest of us

now that Obama backs gay marriage, the world can finally accept Lamar's marriage to Khloe

are you gonna come blow me? RT @sprintcare: @kidravi I'm sorry you've been having these issues. What is your zip code and cross streets?

google maps swag @ Googleplex http://t.co/qGs19IMA

a grizzlies vs spurs conference finals is david sterns worst nightmare, at least it will be good basketball

i'm glad cbs is still showing the price is right because, we can't let the terrorists win

i'm convinced these nba refs call fouls sometimes so that they can take a break from running back and forth

#lifeofahandmodel http://t.co/cWhQ1o36

when people text me "K" i think to myself, that's 1/3 racist

that song about two african americans traveling around paris, playing basketball, paying traffic tickets

started from the bottom and i'm still there

yo chick she so thirsty, she might be dehydrated

spoiler alert: the dark knight rises

black guys giving me the head nod as i walk by #criminalrecognizecriminal

if i got a nickel for every time @sprint sucked i would have been able to buy @instagram

i wont believe it until donald trump sees the death certificate