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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Gift @kiebi Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Taylor swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine.

    That's like trying to cure cancer with cancer

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Dear men who don't eat pussy


    I taste so good, you'll want the recipe

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Fuck you, I'm polite as fuck

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    You guys know the worst things in life are free too, right?

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    *just finished sex*

    Him: what are you doing?

    Me: I'm tweeting a joke about how awful this just was

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    So some of you have twitter crushes who don't use themselves as their avi?

    So like, you fall for their personality?

    That's disgusting...

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    We are women of twitter.
    Hear us whore.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I may not be able to buy happiness but I can buy drugs and it's kind of the same thing

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burnt the shit out of this grilled cheese but I'm eating it anyways


    not cuz I don't give a fuck



    Cuz that's just what poor ppl do

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Help someone who is in trouble and they will remember you ...

    when they're in trouble again

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I don't care how in love you are, getting married in your early 20's seems a lot like leaving a party at 9:00pm before the shit even starts.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Despite popular belief, the only thing we women really want from all you guys, is your annoyingly undying attention ...& all your hoodies

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I accidentally pressed "quote tweet" and I just froze there on the tab as if it were a land mine and slowly disengaged.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I'm quickly realizing twitter is a full time job... With overtime, lots and lots of overtime

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My cat's antisocial to the point of laying on the far couch, facing the wall.

    I get it cat,
    I fucking get it.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burped so hard, I'm hungry again.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My account is so new, It still smells like afterbirth.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I can't hear you cuz your ugly face is just so loud

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