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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over

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    andrewquinnsterTheRealLobot______
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Taylor swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine.

    That's like trying to cure cancer with cancer

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    MrNoLaughs
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Dear men who don't eat pussy


    I taste so good, you'll want the recipe

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    fuzzyjetsfanzomboy666Lipless_monkeyfragile_soulsRxppedRvppedMcSniper66ElgatoEsmioExitThaWarrior
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    joeyhuggles______ticknadafatubasticusCarolinaSong
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Fuck you, I'm polite as fuck

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    zomboy666ExitThaWarriorestephania_17reehoechem_treatedswollenvoicehazelmotes1TweetsByTheTony
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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    You guys know the worst things in life are free too, right?

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    spoonfacedzomboy666SnwamadiPnxkiCicatrix13mstluvstrinketsfragile_soulswayyy____________
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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    *just finished sex*

    Him: what are you doing?

    Me: I'm tweeting a joke about how awful this just was

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    zomboy666ExitThaWarrioroneeyedherolilbeccanatorestephania_17pantherpadawanallthingssniceameena1229
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    10InchesPlusjustinkase546MrNoLaughs
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    So some of you have twitter crushes who don't use themselves as their avi?

    So like, you fall for their personality?

    That's disgusting...

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    MrNoLaughsAdamUrbane________SergioValenCoiheartgunts
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    We are women of twitter.
    Hear us whore.

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    scott_towelzomboy666PujaPussoircuntijuanareeshmangVenusRockHobbitDarnellCallimreadyforbed
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    TheKommandant____MidgetsparLuvPugTheCiscoKidderParentpainsticknada
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I may not be able to buy happiness but I can buy drugs and it's kind of the same thing

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    some_neat_namezomboy666ameena1229ijustwantacookiabrasivRedintheSouthMagnolia7610catscantalk
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    martianhaiku______
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn

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    daniel_shawfayebelicious____lisa_h221faunafaithmeonieePaperWashShadysk8trLorieGZ
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    SCBamaManDebaucheronySmooheedRickyScamp
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burnt the shit out of this grilled cheese but I'm eating it anyways


    not cuz I don't give a fuck



    Cuz that's just what poor ppl do

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    ameena1229WhoIsNickzillaKause187fayebelicious____blumpkin_babyOhighIsishyperbarnowlPrettyInCamo11
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    OhighIsisPaperWashTray_Cee79max_pad21_4kidscrazy______crcronk39macnakamura__kreefalicious____
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I don't care how in love you are, getting married in your early 20's seems a lot like leaving a party at 9:00pm before the shit even starts.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Help someone who is in trouble and they will remember you ...

    when they're in trouble again

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    ExitThaWarriorShadysk8trThee1_4ULorieGZThePhoenixOOfficeofSteveScigglez__________redbreasticles
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    JizzIam__________
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Despite popular belief, the only thing we women really want from all you guys, is your annoyingly undying attention ...& all your hoodies

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    ameena1229Shadysk8trThePhoenixOOfficeofSteveStrawberryMUFCgottaitstuesdayJimmerThatisAllScigglez__________
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    WeissBrandon______Adam14
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I accidentally pressed "quote tweet" and I just froze there on the tab as if it were a land mine and slowly disengaged.

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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I'm quickly realizing twitter is a full time job... With overtime, lots and lots of overtime

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    ExitThaWarriorameena1229Shadysk8trThee1_4UThePhoenixOOfficeofSteveScigglez__________scorpiusryan21
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    toaddums__________CarpentersCrack
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My cat's antisocial to the point of laying on the far couch, facing the wall.

    I get it cat,
    I fucking get it.

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    ExitThaWarriorameena1229Shadysk8trThePhoenixOOfficeofStevescorpiusryan21Jenny4ashleySumJ1____________
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  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burped so hard, I'm hungry again.

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    illuminatedwndr
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My account is so new, It still smells like afterbirth.

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    favstar_historysqrrrlygrrrlORworley_7PAT_E_ROCKCYComedyrzaroscodshack8TheChillBillie
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I can't hear you cuz your ugly face is just so loud

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