• Ahoy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over

    • 1,167
    • FAVS
    cigarinBBluez84__heyjaneDrFapFapzomboy666dawn_fuscoExitThaWarrior_jamielynch
    • 715
    • RETWEETS
    Flick604cigarinDrFapFapdawn_fuscoExitThaWarrior_jamielynchreneorovioRhinoUR
    andrewquinnsterTheRealLobot______
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Taylor swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine.

    That's like trying to cure cancer with cancer

    • 938
    • FAVS
    Y0ungCardinalzomboy666RhinoUR1followernodadyolimarie_reehoeFreakJyhazelmotes1
    • 661
    • RETWEETS
    Y0ungCardinalKarlTheFagzomboy666RhinoURLady_Blackbird1hazelmotes1AGStr8upNinjafavstar_history
    MrNoLaughs
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Dear men who don't eat pussy


    I taste so good, you'll want the recipe

    • 946
    • FAVS
    fuzzyjetsfanzomboy666Lipless_monkeyfragile_soulsRxppedRvppedMcSniper66ElgatoEsmioExitThaWarrior
    • 306
    • RETWEETS
    ElgatoEsmioRhinoURDVoykinhillslegacyAGStr8upNinjaApizzle86magiciansgirl16__PaperWash
    joeyhuggles______ticknadafatubasticusCarolinaSong
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Fuck you, I'm polite as fuck

    • 801
    • FAVS
    zomboy666ExitThaWarriorestephania_17reehoeanonchroniclesswollenvoicehazelmotes1TweetsByTheTony
    • 417
    • RETWEETS
    reehoeAGStr8upNinjafayebelicious____kansasgal70Not0nDrugsPaperWashShadysk8trAaronMHammond
    djderk____________
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    You guys know the worst things in life are free too, right?

    • 742
    • FAVS
    The_Dorkster______emmawalker438SteelCityDawnspoonfacedzomboy666SnwamadiPnxkiCicatrix13
    • 466
    • RETWEETS
    jorgedasmusica1__emmawalker438favstar_historypepper_dukesome_neat_namespoonfacedzomboy666Official_Phumi
    rzaroscoAverageGriffinNicholey23BobCthulhu
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    *just finished sex*

    Him: what are you doing?

    Me: I'm tweeting a joke about how awful this just was

    • 837
    • FAVS
    zomboy666ExitThaWarrioroneeyedhero______lilbeccanatorestephania_17pantherpadawanallthingssniceameena1229________
    • 280
    • RETWEETS
    oneeyedhero______pantherpadawanameena1229________AGStr8upNinjaThingsmyybfsayswife3kidsnodogsStrawberryRyan____PaperWash
    10InchesPlusjustinkase546MrNoLaughs
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    So some of you have twitter crushes who don't use themselves as their avi?

    So like, you fall for their personality?

    That's disgusting...

    • 774
    • FAVS
    scott_towelCicatrix13reeshmangVenusRockHobbitElgatoEsmioWordProphetExitThaWarriorspecialsquid
    • 318
    • RETWEETS
    Cicatrix13ElgatoEsmioWordProphetfavstar_historyGeminiGal1969oneeyedhero______RedheadEditionAmelia_Draws
    MrNoLaughsAdamUrbane________SergioValenCoiheartgunts
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    We are women of twitter.
    Hear us whore.

    • 800
    • FAVS
    scott_towelzomboy666PujaPussoircuntijuanareeshmangVenusRockHobbitDarnellCallimreadyforbed
    • 277
    • RETWEETS
    Cicatrix13CrazyJayney_purgat0ry_ElgatoEsmioSazBartzmccalljensenspidermanda23ArrowsOfTheSun
    TheKommandant____MidgetsparLuvPugTheCiscoKidderParentpainsticknada
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I may not be able to buy happiness but I can buy drugs and it's kind of the same thing

    • 687
    • FAVS
    some_neat_namezomboy666ameena1229________ijustwantacookiabrasivRedintheSouthMagnolia7610catscantalk
    • 310
    • RETWEETS
    pepper_dukedkashe06nbeck92zomboy666satansgameladabrasivRedintheSouthAlexWood_69
    martianhaiku______
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn

    • 597
    • FAVS
    daniel_shawfayebelicious____lisa_h221faunafaithmeonieePaperWashShadysk8trLorieGZ
    • 268
    • RETWEETS
    fayebelicious____KesseibifaunafaithPaperWashShadysk8trfavstar_historyAmiigatmax_pad21
    SCBamaManDebaucheronySmooheedRickyScamp
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burnt the shit out of this grilled cheese but I'm eating it anyways


    not cuz I don't give a fuck



    Cuz that's just what poor ppl do

    • 579
    • FAVS
    ameena1229________NarwhalClitorisKause187fayebelicious____blumpkin_babyOhighIsishyperbarnowlPrettyInCamo11
    • 175
    • RETWEETS
    OhighIsisPaperWashTray_Cee79max_pad21_4kidscrazy______crcronk39macnakamura______kreefalicious____
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I don't care how in love you are, getting married in your early 20's seems a lot like leaving a party at 9:00pm before the shit even starts.

    • 450
    • FAVS
    max_pad21DudderYummzomboy666ExitThaWarriorShadysk8trJustUnstableMeMeadmakesmymornLorieGZ
    • 277
    • RETWEETS
    max_pad21SexytotheNorthpepper_dukenbeck92zomboy666Meadmakesmymornthe_couch_guy____DrummerMaggot
    crunchenhancedbkdcasey
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Help someone who is in trouble and they will remember you ...

    when they're in trouble again

    • 516
    • FAVS
    ExitThaWarriorShadysk8trThee1_4ULorieGZODeadInsideOfficeofSteveScigglez__________redbreasticles
    • 204
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historyAmiigatTray_Cee79worley_7RobPwhitneybatsflywestvagabondheart89rutesperanza
    JizzIam__________
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    Despite popular belief, the only thing we women really want from all you guys, is your annoyingly undying attention ...& all your hoodies

    • 431
    • FAVS
    knikh_OSUJaneLikesCatsHankPalominoboobsareimpliedWhervrIMayRoambirkhe_boyHilarious_Champdisc0dan
    • 273
    • RETWEETS
    boobsareimpliedNabila_legfavstar_historyShadysk8trTw3etY7AllMySmuttLizzie2249StrawberryMUFC
    WeissBrandon______Adam14
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I accidentally pressed "quote tweet" and I just froze there on the tab as if it were a land mine and slowly disengaged.

    • 452
    • FAVS
    sass_n_assBookishBunny_M1N1rage_chaosericsshadowTayloreMcElroyNURGLEAVEST5AshKetchmm
    • 166
    • RETWEETS
    BookishBunnyThatDangIndianNURGLEAVEST5leigh613favstar_historyHuajatollaChicpartlyfunnyThe_KJM
    fullblowndavebitchpersonifyd
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I'm quickly realizing twitter is a full time job... With overtime, lots and lots of overtime

    • 440
    • FAVS
    ExitThaWarriorameena1229________Shadysk8trThee1_4UODeadInsideOfficeofSteveScigglez__________scorpiusryan21
    • 126
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historySociablyAwkwarddrunknerdprovchattingJimmerThatisAllJunk_Boatso_amusedRoxtalled__
    toaddums__________CarpentersCrack
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My cat's antisocial to the point of laying on the far couch, facing the wall.

    I get it cat,
    I fucking get it.

    • 334
    • FAVS
    ExitThaWarriorameena1229________Shadysk8trODeadInsideOfficeofStevescorpiusryan21Jenny4ashleySumJ1____________
    • 128
    • RETWEETS
    justlistenn37thesavvybear81lehts_go_krejciworley_7wisemanirrvrentitsaRawDawgDogLovesWineringadoon
    billymeetsworld
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I burped so hard, I'm hungry again.

    • 323
    • FAVS
    zomboy666erikjpearsonassiekayExitThaWarriorShadysk8trThee1_4UODeadInsideOfficeofSteve
    • 125
    • RETWEETS
    ExitThaWarriorticketeroNotaFunnyLadyBigO_303__________Scigglez__________worley_7wrong_girl82Tmoney68
    illuminatedwndr
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    My account is so new, It still smells like afterbirth.

    • 358
    • FAVS
    ImpertinenzExitThaWarriorShadysk8trODeadInsideOfficeofSteveSmooheedScigglez__________scorpiusryan21
    • 73
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historysqrrrlygrrrlORworley_7PAT_E_ROCKCYComedyrzaroscodshack8TheChillBillie
  • kiebi
      TheKiebs @kiebi

    I can't hear you cuz your ugly face is just so loud

    • 313
    • FAVS
    Sirrruhsweetmissashleyhaonnidonume_Shadysk8trThee1_4UqueenoftheredHayrWahid
    • 86
    • RETWEETS
    JohnLenonn_98JaniceLuvPugichbinjonJimmerThatisAllella__frasercharliedelta7brainsdoc
@kiebi

@kiebi

Shits & giggles are fun or we wouldn't do things for them.... obviously. I'm always shoving things in my mouth.