@kiemzi's (kirsten zinser) most faved Tweets...
I've decided to start addressing Twitter as "girl". As in... "girl, these are some tasty Sun Chips!"
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WadetoBlackChatEnPocheslugworthyRanGTglitterpleaseTheD73thejohnblogavi1111MeetingBoyevrythingmustgosimontarrfactualfictionStillDrewDoogieHowser_MDunsupervised
i'm too lazy to even make popcorn for dinner. looks like it'll just be the tylenol pm, then.
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CaissieMeetingBoyGooseslugworthyglitterpleaseavi1111terohTheD73unsupervised
OHMYGOD. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS 5:06 AND I WAS STILL AT WORK? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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amoirWadetoBlackStereoForBrainsslugworthyfactualfictionavi1111DoogieHowser_MDTheD73
i wish Comedy Central wouldn't show Jeff Dunham commercials during Idiocracy. getting a little too real in here.
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hugelWadetoBlackelibradenartichokedavi1111toddsterDoogieHowser_MD
i've decided to really just buckle down & focus on this seasonal affective disorder. i'm gonna do this thing RIGHT!
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toddsteravi1111Caissiefactualfictiontammyphinneyterohunsupervised
i hate when i put off a task for ages & then it's no big deal. at least be a hassle so i feel vindicated in my procrastination!
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evrythingmustgoterohslugworthyDoogieHowser_MDavi1111TheD73
oh no! santa claus is following me on twitter! dude is such a stalker... stop watching me sleep, creep-o!
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tonyfaulknerWadetoBlacktammyphinneyavi1111terohTheD73
um, you guys? has anyone noticed that Joseph Gordon Levitt looks kinda like a human Guy Smiley?
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toddsterglitterpleaseWadetoBlackslugworthyknitterpleaseStereoForBrains
stop being the most hyperbolic person in the history of the universe, me.
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RanGTknitterpleaseCaissieslugworthyavi1111StereoForBrains
what's the deal with this "lunch" thing people keep talking about? i just, what, have a meal right in the middle of the day? i don't get it.
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WadetoBlackslugworthyCaissieiamnotdiddyavi1111factualfiction
i just formatted my stupid ipod for the squillionth time. i named it "navin r. johnson" 'cause it's such a jerk.
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CaissieWadetoBlackslugworthyMeetingBoyTheD73
i've officially given up and removed facebook scrabble. what's the point if you can't bluff your way through made-up words?
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toddsterslugworthyfactualfictiontammyphinneyavi1111
question: how many nights a week of having popcorn for dinner is "too many"? (i'm asking for a friend)
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WadetoBlackavi1111glitterpleaseStereoForBrainsslugworthy
why are we having a thunderstorm in november? get it together, weather. you're freaking my dog out.
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slugworthyWadetoBlackStereoForBrainsfactualfictionavi1111
that's IT. i'm selling everything i own and going off the grid... wait. they still have Twitter "off the grid", right?
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slugworthyglitterpleaseavi1111StereoForBrainsteroh
i gotta be honest. i don't even know who this Lou Dobbs cat is... was he the voice of "Garfield" or something?
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kibblesmithslugworthyRanGTavi1111toddster
just stepped in the shower b4 realizing i was wearing my glasses. no big deal, i just put them in the pocket of the cardigan i was wearing.
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elibradenglitterpleaseReelQuinnChiaLynn
you guys, this secret santa present i'm working on is so fucking metal, i can't hardly believe it.
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slugworthytammyphinneyamoiravi1111
wow. jeff dunham's on jay leno. i know i have a remote, right?
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WadetoBlackavi1111StereoForBrainsslugworthy
just saw a bra dangling off of one of those real estate "sold" signs. um. congratulations?
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