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I've decided to start addressing Twitter as "girl". As in... "girl, these are some tasty Sun Chips!"
Wha-hey! Drunk Comic Book Chat made it onto a favorites list! a list with @julieklausner & @abfalecbaldwin , no less! http://observer.com/2013/04/pod-people-cut-through-the-babble-our-favorite-nyc-centric-podcasts/?show=all …
how much do i have to donate for leonard cohen to punch this guy in the face
i'm too lazy to even make popcorn for dinner. looks like it'll just be the tylenol pm, then.
OHMYGOD. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS 5:06 AND I WAS STILL AT WORK? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
in case you missed the delightful @corybooker on the phenomenal Tom @scharpling's marathon show last night! http://www.wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=49804&archive=86137&starttime=2%3A10%3A33 …
i wish Comedy Central wouldn't show Jeff Dunham commercials during Idiocracy. getting a little too real in here.
oh no! santa claus is following me on twitter! dude is such a stalker... stop watching me sleep, creep-o!
i've decided to really just buckle down & focus on this seasonal affective disorder. i'm gonna do this thing RIGHT!
what's the proper APA format for in-work citations of yahoo answers?
stop infusing things.
anybody have a spare ball of rowan purelife british sheep breeds chunky undyed in black welsh? it's kind of an emergency.
all bats are dracula vampires
i hate when i put off a task for ages & then it's no big deal. at least be a hassle so i feel vindicated in my procrastination!
um, you guys? has anyone noticed that Joseph Gordon Levitt looks kinda like a human Guy Smiley?
just saw a pigeon eating a slice of pizza. HEY FUGGEDABOUTIT!