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My tea is gone cold and the interwebs don't want me to watch trashy tv so now every excuse I've created not to have a shower is invalid.
I love when you buy two bras the same size and one fits like a dream and the other fits like a nightmare in which your tits fall off.
I have a feeling that this iPad will have devastating effects on my social life!
Trying to will today to be pay day. It is not working. Leave some stuff for me, crazy sale bitches.
I'm just going to go drop the sister to college with my Spider-Man pjs on under my jeans. Judge as you will.
Been telling myself for 20 minutes thy I'm going to put the book down and get up. Turns out I'm a pathological liar.
Toast, jam and tea on the couch under a blanket is the way sickly Sundays are done!
Finding out that baby hedgehogs are called hedgehoglets has pretty much made my day.
That feeling of "did I even sleep last night?!" Can fuck right off. Best of luck other humans, we'll get on just fine today. *fake smile*
I dreamt about pancakes. This morning is a bitter disappointment.
I always get that one un-festive guy in Starbucks who doesn't even write decaf on my drink never mind my name!