Let my dog out to pee...circles, sniffs, circles sniffs..... repeats....repeats...repeats...TAKE A PISS ALREADY!!!

#FF @msvanilla711 @heelzandharleyz @heather1025 @halfjewhalfmisc @lembas_n_coffee @cheetoe4 @evlrnger @marky_mark39 @beautifulycrzy

"Who throws a cupcake!? Honestly!"

Tortilla = edible napkin....

Dreamt of a dog who followed me around yelling "pancakes! PANCAAAKES!"

It puts the lotion on it's skin....it does this whenever it's told...

Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming urge to give my chiropractor a BJ after an adjustment??

Gross!! LMAO Redwings?? RT @worley_7: Anyone else ever have to floss a blood clot out of your front tooth?

HAHAHAHA!! Wait.........what?

Poop comes at the worst possible time! I love standing in the check out @ Home Depot w/ my butt feeling like a bout to explode bratwurst!

Netflix. Cuz there's no FRIGGIN COMMERCIALS!!!

The retarted spasm u pull almost falling off your excercise ball. Then looking around to see if anybody saw u...MASTERED IT!

@c_r_q_ y does it have to b about that!? Just sayin...

I ❤ working in a psychiatric Hsp i realize things could b A LOT worse, until I snort coke, drink Jack and wake up w/ my panties on backwards

When a dog goes outside, licks the butthole, paces in circles, repeats....is that canine constipation??

RT @sexmemexi: @c_r_q_ oh! That sounds hot! Yes! @kikibean03 http://t.co/fCr4ftWI

Ill 2nd that!! RT @cheetoe4: Housework sucks!!! That is all.

Lovely! I miss Tahoe! RT @riverkas: Tahoe baby ... http://t.co/W42p99Zk

I wore heels today, 1st time in a long time! My knees, back and neck r stiffer than a 65 yr old on a Viagra binge!!

#FF @devilgrrl666 @i_am_the_tick @evlrnger @madmaxrerisen @jenn_always @suthurnbelle02 @_dont_stop_now @mattmanic @tweetshane