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Let my dog out to pee...circles, sniffs, circles sniffs..... repeats....repeats...repeats...TAKE A PISS ALREADY!!!
"Who throws a cupcake!? Honestly!"
Tortilla = edible napkin....
Dreamt of a dog who followed me around yelling "pancakes! PANCAAAKES!"
It puts the lotion on it's skin....it does this whenever it's told...
Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming urge to give my chiropractor a BJ after an adjustment??
Poop comes at the worst possible time! I love standing in the check out @ Home Depot w/ my butt feeling like a bout to explode bratwurst!
Netflix. Cuz there's no FRIGGIN COMMERCIALS!!!
The retarted spasm u pull almost falling off your excercise ball. Then looking around to see if anybody saw u...MASTERED IT!
I ❤ working in a psychiatric Hsp i realize things could b A LOT worse, until I snort coke, drink Jack and wake up w/ my panties on backwards
When a dog goes outside, licks the butthole, paces in circles, repeats....is that canine constipation??
I wore heels today, 1st time in a long time! My knees, back and neck r stiffer than a 65 yr old on a Viagra binge!!