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AHAHA! A friend just informed me he’s an orgasm donor! Subtle.
Today I finally got the recognition I deserve (a guy slow clapped after he watched me parallel park)
I got the moves like Jägermeister.
I'm not sure, but I think I may have gone horse back riding last night.
I have come to the conclusion that this Twitter thing is fantastic in supporting everyone's A.D.D.
My "dream man" is whomever I dreamt about last night. It's intense, but short lived. Btw, last night it was you.
Yesterday I ate a bologna sandwich, Today I wore a green shoe.
My most extremely satisfying form of passive aggressiveness is texting someone from the bathroom in a bar or fancy restaurant. Ha.Take that!
I see you. For what you are.
I think it's time to violate some social norms......
You can't love someone you can't respect. You can't respect someone that makes you sick.
Got I.D.'d again today. :) Not bad for a chick who's almost 50! (I'm not).
Best birthday ever. Thanks to a bunch of 6 year olds and the most dazzling smile on this wonderful ball of dirt. wow.
Seriously, why are the sexiest guys, the most screwed up?!!