AHAHA! A friend just informed me he’s an orgasm donor! Subtle.

Today I finally got the recognition I deserve (a guy slow clapped after he watched me parallel park)

I got the moves like Jägermeister.

I'm not sure, but I think I may have gone horse back riding last night.

I have come to the conclusion that this Twitter thing is fantastic in supporting everyone's A.D.D.

@tallerthanatree Oh. Then I wouldn't fuck you either! Lol.

My "dream man" is whomever I dreamt about last night. It's intense, but short lived. Btw, last night it was you.

Yesterday I ate a bologna sandwich, Today I wore a green shoe.

My most extremely satisfying form of passive aggressiveness is texting someone from the bathroom in a bar or fancy restaurant. Ha.Take that!

I see you. For what you are.

I think it's time to violate some social norms......

@dreadhole O-M-G you/your tweets r so fuckin' KEY-UTE!!! Cut that out! No, we love it (can't figure why u don't have 1 million followers?!!)

@dldemons Or not similarity, but familiarity, that unveils a series of synchronicities ...i.e. the reasons they have been pulled together.

@dldemons Do unruly,turbulent thought patterns make someone a similar soul?Or a deep unconscious binding from distant parts of the universe?

@dldemons But yes, words (if from that place in the universe, and not this ugly world) can connect more than spoken words for sure. Namaste.

@dldemons That's beautiful! So is your bio. I can relate to the riot.

You can't love someone you can't respect. You can't respect someone that makes you sick.

Got I.D.'d again today. :) Not bad for a chick who's almost 50! (I'm not).

Best birthday ever. Thanks to a bunch of 6 year olds and the most dazzling smile on this wonderful ball of dirt. wow.

Seriously, why are the sexiest guys, the most screwed up?!!