$$$ MONEY or ME $$$ @mschultz33 feat @jimjonescapo  http://goo.gl/2m7ZP  #hiphop #rock #fusion cc @djws @questlove @djskribble @djsamhouse

Reinstalling president ... 81% complete ███████████████████░░░░░ - #DNC- #DNC2012

Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

LVE.

If you can't be nice, at least have the courtesy to say something hilarious.

Inventing Twitter was easy for @jack because back then there was no such thing as Twitter to distract him from from doing it.

Reinstalling president ... 71% complete █████████████████░░░░░░░░ - #DNC- #DNC2012

Reinstalling president ... 81% complete ███████████████████░░░░░ - #debates #teamobama

Google+ was invented so humans could get an accurate count of geeks on Earth.

The Google+ Help Manual (or how 120 people wrote a book at the same time - http://bit.ly/pSkHEB

Dear @twitter, I love you, but your trending topics are 29% annoying, 65% offensive, and 97% unnecessary. That is all.

"I love coal. I will fire Big Bird. Children can learn by counting lumps of coal." HT @steveweinstein #debates

Twitter is my laboratory, telephone, newspaper, jukebox, crystal ball, tech conference, art project, classroom, dinner party.

The Internet is awesome precisely because it's NOT controlled by nation states & corporations. #SOPA is a power grab that affects everybody.

Facebook is the mom jeans of the internet.

Reinstalling president ... 99.99% complete ███████████████████░ #Election2012 - Proud of you, @barackobama!

If more than 50% of your friends are from Twitter (and therefore imaginary). #TimeToGoOutside

The Fastest Way To Lose BodyFat? die.

World Population: 1) China; 2) India; 3) Facebook; 4) U.S.A.; 5) Indonesia; 6) Brasil; 7) Twitter. / @namilos @jason_pollock

The revolution will not be televised. #takewallstreet