In Romney's defense, it's REALLY hard to compete with an opponent that uses tricks like 'facts' and 'correct citation' and 'intelligence'.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you'd be from the state with the second highest obesity rating in the nation.

Going through a tough time in life, not wanting to advertise it because you don't like pity, but still wishing people would give you a break

@nikiamylove This is usually when all the thirsty dudes would tweet at you how many pets they have & love. They must have gone to bed early.

I text people proper as hell. I don't miss commas or anything. You can even spot a semicolon in there on occasion.

I want to see a debate between Obama and Romney's wives. Not about politics though. Just, idk, whatever girls fight about.

Guys, please, for Christmas, just do one thing for me. Retweet this, any other #MultipleBieber tweet there is, & tweet ur own. @justinbieber

Seasonal depression is for real.

God, drunk people are stupid.

If you think you're special, you probably aren't.

Love what you do, do what you love, and love everyone around you.

My only dream in this world is for an @broodkyle and @justinbieber album/song/commercial/feature-length-movie, to be made. #MultipleBieber

Axe body spray is stupid. Doesn't even make you smell like a real axe. Dumb.

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

#BlackHistoryFact Many thought marks on slaves backs were from whipping while they were actually scratch marks from the slave owners wives.

What part of the Bible says that if I don't re-post a Facebook status that I'm going to lose the love of Christ? I can't find it.

Single socks piss me off. You were born with a sole mate, how did you lose each other? Get it together.

Could somebody that follows/retweets parody accounts please explain to me why they want to watch the world burn?

Flirting on Instagram is so corny & I'd never do it. But I'd be lying if I said it isn't sometimes tempting to give a two syllable "Damn."

A struggle that doesn't seem to be recognized too often is one's journey to self-acceptance and self-love. That takes time and hard work.