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Staff in training at Family Mart gave me a fork for my onigiri.
Immigration needs hammocks & a martini bar.
Introduced baby to a friend who said "oh, she has lovely features" I said, "really? Her self cleaning feature seems to not be working..."
I think I'm going to Consciously Uncouple from stress.
The baby has started planking, she looks like she's about to take off on a sprint in a race.
Ok!! Surgery cancelled!! SUPER YAY!
Praise be for leftover lasagne!
Dressed, no make up, baby in daycare safely, on train, HAS COFFEE. Make up does not win over coffee.
Teacher below totally yelled at me for our uninhibited raucousness during the Human Typewriter. Ummm...whatever.
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