@shanecyr That sounds like quite a feature.

Another entry for my growing list of favorite student typos: “The YouTube video went virile.”

@jimray @phillygirl Happy anniversary, you two! Also: baaarf.

Treating myself to having some hairs ripped out of my face with scalding wax. We ladies sure know how to pamper.

Playing around with @contently, by far the best portfolio site I've tried. Here's mine:  https://kimlisagor.contently.com/ 

P.S. Cuesta j-students: Enrollment for my fall multimedia class opens today.

When he misses a catch, we shout, “Oh the humanity!” His mom hates us but come on, lady, you named your kid Zeppelin.

My son has a t-ball buddy named Zeppelin who has an explosive throw and won’t be annoyed by that dumb joke for like three more years.

@rascouet @edcasey @texburgher @jasonpermenter I smell a new Tumblr …

Then go here:  http://sidewalken.com/2013/05/the-art-of-cursing/ … and here:  http://www.babble.com/kid/kids-school-learning/kids-cursing-swear-words-adult-language-child-behavior/ …

Great essay by @texburgher has filled my feed with kids and f-bombs. Start here:  https://medium.com/the-kids-are-alright/98d54281c7b9 …

@rascouet Love that essay. My kid won’t grow up with “lewd-language impairment.” No fucking way.

“Unrealistic” is Gen X for “optimistic.” RT @vincelb Millennials: A Generation With Unrealistic Expectations -  http://www.psmag.com/business-economics/millenials-a-generation-with-unrealistic-expectations-56761/#.UYFPgQjtFq8.twitter …

@potjie @1022south And hello, Hilltop Kitchen. Opening a new place with a built-in fan base is the best revenge.

Buried lede: "One of the most vexing problems in medicine [is] that doctors get paid only for performing procedures."  http://nyti.ms/12GuqYG 

Good on ya, New Zealand.

@pbones @shanecyr I stand corrected. Fauxgey pas.

@shanecyr Sent. Added my SSN and ATM pin in case you need them. Thanks, pal.

I just learned about a viral video by reading about it in a newspaper, so where do I pick up my Geritol and walker?

@tjluoma Look what I’ve got …  http://twitpic.com/cfpcvu