Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Shit out my large intestine before breakfast, what did you do today?
I just held the door open for a Japanese man and he said "Sank you". That Fucker better not be talking about Pearl Harbor.
Motherfucker gets on the train at Yankee Stadium with a white sox hat on
Not bragging, but I've survived Y2K, Bird Flu, H1N1, 6-6-2006 and now the rapture/apocalypse. Bring on 2012, I'm a survivor baby!
Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face
added another 1/2 GB of music to my library aww yeeee
a college library is daycare, saw multiple kids having nap-time, there are storybooks everywhere, and everyone is eating goldfish crackers
So who new that today was still Star Wars Day... Revenge of the 5th? #abstinence
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside. #justsaying
To make sure my standards aren't too high, I don't have any standards.
You don't need to be talented to get on national tv, just tits.
saw a ginger kid wearing an orange shirt, glad I don't wear my brown shirt today
will:"what better way to promote breast cancer awareness at todays game then the biggest wet tshirt party anyones ever seen" #ucf #tailgate
Hearing talk of Brett Favre returning reminds me of the horror movie villain that keeps coming back after you think they are finished off.
Fucking milf central at the optometrist
Seriously, England-Italy. I'm watching jogging