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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Never fuck with anyone that has a bigger vocabulary than you.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    It's not a typo if you don't know how to spell.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    You know she's a keeper if she spreads her own ass.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    My iPhone 5S just autocorrected "teehee" into " don't do that, you're a 33 year old man."

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Give a man a cream cheese bagel , he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cream cheese bagel, I'm high as fuck.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    When I have kids, if I ever catch them smoking pot, I'm going to punish them by making them sit and watch me smoke the whole thing.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    The 90's will always be 10 years ago to me.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    It's not a misunderstanding if you're a fucking idiot.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Between the hours of 7 and 8 am, I answer all questions with eyebrow movements and finger points.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    #TeamFollowBack is like the god damn Jehovahs Witness of Twitter.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    You can't cure addiction, just replace.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    I wonder what Forest Whitaker's eye is up to.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    I followed you because some fucking idiot told me to.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Woke up with a chubby, told her she needs to leave.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    At the end of the day, it's all about loyalty.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    I'm that type of high where you can stare through shit.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    I star people that I don't follow. Fuck you.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up, find him, and suck his dick.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    According to AT&T I've sent 5.8 Gigabytes worth of dick pics this month.

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  • kingamir
      16b @kingamir

    Pussy so good it comes with a 4 year 50,000 mile warranty.

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