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Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display.
When a kid says, "see ya later, alligator!" I always reply, "after a while, shithead!" because saying goodbye doesn't have to rhyme.
My new girlfriend really loves these 6" Subway sandwiches. I've been cutting off 2" before she sees them because we haven't had sex yet.
better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia
My Adderall smoothie brings all the boys to the 98,617 blades of grass in my yard.
It was PETA. PETA let the dogs out.
YOKO! (You Only Ruin The Beatles Once.)
"Once you go white, that pussy stays tight!" - Me, trying to cleverly pick up black girls while also preparing them for my baby dong.
"We will never defeat the Decepticons." -Pessimist Prime
Trans fats are not always bad, Chaz Bono seems like a real sweetheart.
When does Ryan Gosling mature into Ryan Goose?
Remember to set your clocks back tonight and stop telling women what to do with their vaginas!
No Birth Control, Know Abortions. Know Birth Control, No Abortions.
I would watch a Real Housewives reunion show where they just sit around and watch a different Real Housewives reunion show.
I love, "Wind Beneath My Wings" but what makes Bette Midler think she can, "fly higher than a negro?"
How do people in England have Bluetooth technology but not normal tooth technology?
Any black folks see The Lorask yet?
I wish "queer eye for the straight guy" was still on, so i could keep pretending my girlfriend makes me watch it.
"Yeah, I tapped that." -Samuel Morse