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So, a pina colada and a pina colonic are NOT the same. Would have been nice to know before I ordered.
Why is it so satisfying to star a typo before someone can delete it?
Congrats to Flava Flav for breaking down stereotypes with his new fried chicken restaurant!
I dominated at laser tag today. Too bad it was a 6 year old's birthday party. #serioustweet
Do strip clubs have basins like the holy water in church but filled with glitter?
I had another successful day of training, and no, they didn't teach me how to Dougie.
I said something that rhymed. I'm a rapper now, right. I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
Last day of my 9 day weekend. I don't know if I remember how to get to work anymore.
I'm not here to amuse you. I'm here to be entertained. Now make with the funny already.
I cannot be serious. Seriously, I can't. And yes, I am a giant.