Booze acquired, letting it chill for a bit then getting capital D Drunk.

@mammonmachine You're cute enough to get away with murder. Here, have a list of names.

People: fat jokes are fucking not okay.

@selfawareroomba DON'T DIE SELF AWARE RUMBA, DON'T DIE

RT @nitemaremodenet: The Transphobia At Atlus Needs To Stop - http://t.co/v6KwAeAc by @nonsym (cc: @auntiepixelante @aeazel @laevantine)

"Pokemon is basically the same thing as Evangelion, right?" My friend after confusing Gary Oak and Kowaru.

Wait now I want to know who's a sub and who's a dom and I'm not sure what's going on anymore

I REPEAT, PLAY @laevantine's QUILTBAG GAME JAM GAME, "I Am Very Sorry", HERE,  http://quiltbag.herokuapp.com/submissions/7-i-am-very-sorry …

Entertaining but obnoxious text oversight in bioshock infinite: Tooltips refer to [Fire Plasmid Button], rather than Vigor.

@distaction Hot coz this pizza's FRESH OUT THE OVEN.

I am now watching Adventure Time. This is... WOW. The first episode starts with a Reanimator references.

"Life sucks, then you and your friends kick its ass, Sailor Moon style. SPARKLES." (@srayface: thought this while reading your tumblr)

@mammonmachine me/ban hammer/delete key

@mammonmachine Safari is too mainstream. Try opera. </asshole-joke>

A mission from god #RejectedOlympicEvents

@anoniguy @textinct I love you both.

@themirai "The game without visuals sounded like sex noises."; describes it as Torture Porn; "but they say it's chill, so it's chill".

"It's not that bad, I've seen worse" <- Also a form of perpetuating problematic things through dismissal. Please stop doing this.

@christinelove @mammonmachine Have I mentioned how much I <3 both of you?

Only thing standing between me and being graduated is the physical diploma. I'm done!